carrots

If you request a carrot cake recipe but receive a modified recipe that uses arsenic instead of carrots..

It can be somewhat mitigated by staggered planting (in the case of carrots) and continuously-fruit-bearing plants (e.g.

Sure, because 100% of the people who eat carrots are dead within 115 years.

All of us would pop open Google and search about some information about carrots.

The FHS inspires maintainers to large amounts of useless and regressive tedium in re-separating the peas and the carrots into global piles.

Oh wait, he is eating one of those huge carrots again.

If I knew someone who knew about carrots, they'd see all of my carrot questions before I ever asked the internet.

A guy in a village would head up the road to talk to his friend who's been farming for 50 years and knows about carrots.

All these agreements did was keep others from fomenting discontent by dangling carrots in front of potential employees (which would've been unlikely to be fulfilled).

The governments will simply step up their particular set of sticks and carrots to compel companies to be incentivized to not do those kinds of things.

The guy in the example isn't even growing multiple carrots!

> If you request a carrot cake recipe but receive a modified recipe that uses arsenic instead of carrots..

"These expensive carrots are $4/bunch, these other ones at $2/bunch must be a good deal," even if $2/bunch isn't a good deal for carrots.

No more Orweillian than "Carrots are not fish."

Politicians and bureaucrats think they can somehow create and run such an environment from "the top down", when what is needed is a culture change and more venture funds to dangle carrots for entrepreneurs.