whooper

Going to burger king and getting an absolute burger instead of a whooper is just pretending.

You want to swallow a Whooper and grab a Coke that you can drink while walking back to the office.

Prioritize ban for selling sugar, and you will see longevity jump with no effort of super-whooper-money-sawing-science.

A salt, pepper, garlic steak salad lunch does not equal a Whooper burger.

The idea that others who paid more for their whooper got it faster, due to limited supply of whoopers, was not the issue.

That you were only paying more to receive only,specifically, a whooper faster.

When I have a whooper most of the taste is the sauce/bun/toppings with the patty only being responsible for a small portion of the taste, which makes it perfect for a substitute.

I ate a whooper a day at lunch for a year.

The impossible whooper was inevitable and brilliant.

I couldn't care less if all US Columbus statues have their head replaced with a whooper, a gun or a nice cast of the head of Terry Crews.

> Am I spoofing my (smartphone) location to pretend I am in fact inside a burguer king, and indeed seeing the Augmented Reality Giant Whooper they have, because I enjoy playing their minigames, but prefer to eat at McDonalds?

I'm as carnivore as they come, but if I have to hit a Burger King, I'm just going to get an impossible whooper: if i'm going to be getting a shitty burger either way, I'll take the one that didn't require all the logistics around cows.

For posterity it currently says “Impossible Whopper has 18M Times as Much Estrogen as a Regular Whooper”.

They had a sign that read "Casa del Whooper" (not Whopper).

Whooper swans—never before reported in the region—now appear regularly." I love how the best conclusion you can get from this research is that even nuclear fallout is better for the environment than the presence of humans in the area.

I hear the Vegans are mad that the Impossible Whopper is grilled on the same grill as the regular Whooper.

Whooper swans—never before reported in the region—now appear regularly.