pews

But pews are simply awful for sitting in for long periods of time no matter what.

They’re using pew pews to try and drum up patriotism, all it’s going to do is drive up our gas prices.

Go to a more traditional parish, and you see the pews brimming with families.

The television has colonized the fireplace and converted every piece of furniture into pews.

But a good fraction of those still in the pews are not procreating at above replacement, at least in the developed world.

We have everyone at the service, in the pews and settled in.

Ultimately small churches have empty pews because they aren’t entertaining.

So we walk through the pews looking for a seat and get all the way to the front before we find one.

We thought, given the implications for such things as life extension, that it was pretty funny to have the speakers literally preaching from the pulpit with the listeners sitting in the church pews.

An atheist might call Franklin Graham or Jerry Falwell a fraud, but the people who fill the stadiums and pews keep coming back, year after year, decade after decade, generation after generation.

I spent countless hours programming on my calculator while sitting in cars, hiding in the back pews at church, inside of tents during camping trips, sitting in the back row of classrooms,...

Attend a "progressive" parish and you'll see plenty of empty pews with a few aging boomers.

The Bourbaki—and their acolytes—also sponged up only a tiny amount of academic funding, but a fever in the pulpit can spread out into the pews; we've seen the "New Math" paradigm damage a generation of primary-and-secondary-school students.

"Inside the church's main room, with its still-intact pews, there are more than 120 ceramic sculptures of the Internet Archive's current and former employees, created by artist Nuala Creed and inspired by the statues of the Xian warriors in China."