udder

It turns out that the udder-recognition software isn't perfect, and fails to find the udder some of the time.

The calf weans, but from the cow's udder's perspective the calf is still suckling like mad and so the cow keeps producing milk.

The udder is simply not large enough to hold that much milk.

If you find milk inside the udder of the cow after slaughter that milk is considered meat, not milk.

Breakfast bars with 150 varieties of breakfast to choose from and combine in one tasty bowl with hand squeezed udder milk.

A way for him to suckle the udder of the tax payer and claim the glory of other people's labour and ability.

I replied to the parent above but wanted to point you that you, too, are 'udder'ly mistaken.

Just tell them you're only using it to suckle on the government udder.

And no one can actually drink raw milk fresh from the udder either?

It's always been raw milk, warm and fresh from the udder.

And milk from a cows udder, how is that not gross?

Cookies are controlled by the browser and the browser is controlled by the udder so the sensible solution is for the browser, not the law to make rules about who should be able to set them when.

If, as you say, it's "warm and fresh from the udder", there's little risk from drinking raw milk.

This is a bullet you can bite, but it’s inconsistent with your original point: the tetanus and rabies vaccines have long been called vaccines, undermining any claim that we’ve somehow only recently redefined the word “vaccine.” Edit: to be clear, this kind of argument is only slightly less asinine than arguing that a vaccine isn’t a vaccine unless it comes from a cow’s udder.