Flatus in a sentence as a noun

I don't take your statements as granted, give me a proof, otherwise it's just flatus vocis.

If he has stinky farts, the rest of the office will start eating beans and cheese to match the stink of his flatus.

I didn't notice this, because I sometimes use my flatus for crass humor or for social retaliation.

That, and so many of them are trying to turn English into an English-based conlang, with rules English speakers generally don't follow and have never followed, and then they have the utter temerity to get angry when nobody wants to agree with them that splitting infinitives is "wrong" because of some rule they made up out of flatus and nothing.

Flatus definitions

noun

a reflex that expels intestinal gas through the anus

See also: fart farting wind