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Throw in fart jokes too for good measure.

Others will go off into the weeds of fart apps.

Don't build someone's fart app for 5% equity.

It's trivial in the sense that a fart app for the iPhone is trivial.

Around friends, we tell all the fart jokes we like, and nobody gets offended.

I'm 54, so I suppose I'm one of the people you have never met but still choose to label as an "old fart.

But I genuinely hope, they rethink the brain-fart idea to not sell it if they don't meet the funding goal.

Right, because nobody ever made fart apps and other tacky shit in objective c.

I'm surprised the leading providers of mobile fart noise applications would be so immature.

"I think that 2013 will see the beginning of a Flight to Substance, and if I'm right, that will put that talent to better use than fart apps and toilet check-in services.

ITunes cards are a hugely popular gift for children / teenagers / college kids, quickly exchanged for fart apps and in app smurfberries.

I fully wish this were the case!The place I want to work is the place where people are people, not separately "men" and "women": and people like fart jokes, dick jokes, cramping jokes, faking-it jokes, what have you.

Thank you, Apple, for protecting me from a news aggregation/notification and mapping app like this one. I'll stick to my fart sound boards and purchasing currency for manipulative "games" with zero actual entertainment value any day!