Flatulence in a sentence as a noun

"Much flatulence. Had an egg & toast this morning."

Or if you have flatulence problems. Or if you talk on the phone all day and have an annoying voice.

Yeah I don't go to malls because they seem like disease incubators and smell like human flatulence. But it's really not about the malls.

Settling once and for all the great question which of these two codecs is more efficient at encoding flatulence.

\nafternoon slept tolerably but much flatulence. had an egg + toast this morning.

In Australia, we have the "dutch oven", which is a childish gag involving flatulence. I have no idea how this is connected to the Dutch.

It is not possible to make an iOS device produce flatulence. Therefore, it is misnamed and the name is confusing to users.

In which case, rudeness must resemble flatulence. Having now finished the book, I remain unimpressed, or at least not impressed in the fashion you expected that I would be.

I hope you are still amused by flatulence past the ripe old age of 34... even if you do cause a world-rending paradox, you selfish bastard.

The [boys'] ride home was filled with laughter, profanity, burps, flatulence and a few head slaps. I've been on trips with high school girls where all of this happened, plus some really inappropriate "truth-or-dare" questions.

My biggest problem with malls is the pervasive aroma of human flatulence that seems to be everywhere. Maybe that's why so many of the shops spray perfume/cologne into the air.

> If you had an acquaintance with chronic flatulence that was persistent and horrible smelling, how often would you have them at your dinner table? How about every day?

It is abundantly clear that the law as written is as effective as criminalizing flatulence, or the encroaching tide. One hopes that in those events you will not feel called upon to make the same argument.

If you had an acquaintance with chronic flatulence that was persistent and horrible smelling, how often would you have them at your dinner table?

"chronic flatulence" was an awful analogy and an easy out for you. what if your acquaintance was verbally and physically abusive?

How can this be, if they should keel over in pain and indigestive flatulence? The only person I've ever seen mass-produce cheese in an apartment was a Burmese friend in China, who I'm sure wasn't after the lactose for its apparent usefulness in diluting heroin!

Likewise, one's perception of the value of those user's selection among news items might be valued differently than another user group's selection among flatulence noises... particularly if one's revenue was anchored in advertising as is the case with Yahoo.

Flatulence definitions

noun

a state of excessive gas in the alimentary canal

See also: flatulency

noun

pompously embellished language

See also: turgidity turgidness