Please in a sentence as a verb

Dude, whoever you are, would you please f%^#ng stop?

So I stood up and said "please escort me out the door, starting immediately I am resigning.

Please in a sentence as an adverb

And please consider that this bugzilla is not meant to be a discussion forum but rather a place where actual bugs are kept.

Please definitions

verb

give pleasure to or be pleasing to; "These colors please the senses"; "a pleasing sensation"

See also: delight

verb

be the will of or have the will (to); "he could do many things if he pleased"

verb

give satisfaction; "The waiters around her aim to please"

adverb

used in polite request; "please pay attention"