grandpa

Keeping grandpa in a can on top of the fireplace is out of the question.

If these guys would order a hit on a a little old innocent grandpa, what wouldn't they do?

I mean, that's why you'll hear howls and yelps from grandma and grandpa when some virus eventually comes to polish off Windows XP.

Gotta get home and jump on the grandpa box before you can do anything real, eh?

They will be losing a lot of customers (like my mom, aunt, grandpa, etc) who can use websites but don't use smartphones.

My grandpa was sent to labour camp merely for being a professor and having relations in Taiwan, he wasn't even very vocal about politics.

My grandpa told me in the 70s police would routinely pull him over, see he was drunk, and tell him just to go home.

So I did what my grandpa always recommended and I picked up a book, Steve McConnell's Software Estimation: The Black Art.

He looks better than my grandpa did at 70.

He better not send his kids over to grandma or grandpa, cuz I'll bet they do even more sugar coating and infantilizing than this movie.

I have a portuguese grandpa (as in, actually from Portugal), my family even owned stuff in portugal, but somehow all the documents proving it disappeared.

What your grandpa contends is exactly what I thought, too.

Some local "boss" wanted to merry her so he sent my grandpa to the army.

Every German speaker will read this as "The Grandpa Language".

When my grandfather found out, he asked "Do you think this Osama Bin Laden guy could have had anything to do with it?" "No, Grandpa, but thanks for your concern.

I've read so many different multi-factor authentication schemes, and they're often brilliant, but I've yet to come across one that would pass the "my grandpa could use it" usability test.

Every time I hear about the amazingly low accident rates in current generation self-driving cars I'm reminded of this joke (unfortunately I can't remember the source): Grandpa, what did you do before self-driving cars?