Flatulent used in a sentence

Flatulent in a sentence as an adjective

So the sheilas want to breed with the tall milk-fed hottie and not his short, weedy and flatulent lactose-intolerant friend.

What do you think contributes more to global warming, 70M flatulent humans, or a few thousand French SUV enthusiasts?

It's a sentiment that stretches past commendable skepticism, past cynicism, and lands with a flatulent thud right in the soft belly of parody.

"Spoiler alert: my uterus doesn’t have much to say on the matter of technology and how it can improve people’s lives, though my brain has quite a bit to offer" - so, your uterus can teach us about as much as my flatulent arsehole?