embalmer

The concept of an embalmer makes sense and rewrapping the corpse (payload) in order to keep it from being exposed.

The contract between the embalmer and the archaeologist being called a 'curse' makes sense, too.

I think maybe the family arranges something w/ the embalmer to remove the muscle and connnective tissue from the skeleton.

Unfortunately, the bullet hole is apparently fake and the reason he didn't decay is because an embalmer deliberately mummified him immediately after his death by injecting him with an arsenic-based fluid, which killed off all the bacteria and insects invading the body.

Forgot all about Orozco the Embalmer, from Wiki: It follows a Colombian embalmer named Froilan Orozco Duarte, who is shown living in El Cartucho, an impoverished and crime-ridden area of Bogotá, Colombia, where the homicide rate is high and corpses can be seen on the streets.

Vista was like when a person dies and shits their pants, and this yahoo takeover is like the aggressive erection the embalmer has to deal with before they can replace the blood with embalming fluid, show the body off one more time, and put it in the ground..

There's a pretty entertaining (though stomach churning) documentary called "Orozco el embalsamador"about an embalmer working in Columbia.

This is another way of removing "well we would expect a lot of these marriages", but in a way that is less geared towards low-occurrence matches like CEO-Embalmer.