brannigan

Simply change the name of the character to Zap Brannigan and it becomes a confident expert on everything.

Pity it got such a bad rap because Zapp Brannigan mentioned it (despite winning a Nobel Prize).

Then they are pressed to form suicide assault groups to execute Zapp Brannigan tactics.

This sounds like something Zapp Brannigan would come up with.

Would you want a Zapp Brannigan as a colleague?

It's Zap Brannigan logic - a Ukrainian squad can only carry a limited number of anti-tank munitions so you just need to keep sending tanks until they reach their kill count and shut down.

> You've mentioned Futurama references so many times that I'm starting to think you're actually just Zap Brannigan with a Python Foundation fellowship.

Zapp Brannigan did say "without further adieu" (episode 1ACV10).

"I order you to stand around and drink beer until you're as loyal as Kif here." - Zapp Brannigan, "Futurama"

Russia's strategy seems taken straight out of Zapp Brannigan's Art of War, where they are banking on Ukraine's arms supplies to eventually run out after spending them all wiping out wave after wave of Russia's "badly trained, led, equipped and supplied troops" until there's no resistance left.

“He finally staggers up to the last resting place of the late Slats Slavin and falls there with the blood pumping from the hole that Johnny Brannigan drills in his chest and as I notice his lips moving I hasten to his side figuring that he may be about to utter the name of the horse Slats gives him for me.” There is only one Damon Runyon, and always will be.

Honestly, my favorite joke has been Billy West reading Trump quotes in Zapp Brannigan's voice on his YouTube channel.

This is clearly the work of the greatest poet yet to be born, Zapp Brannigan!

Glad I'm not the only one who read that blog in Zap Brannigan's voice.