Baboo used in a sentence

Baboo in a sentence as a noun

Or is it "baboon", or an intentional mix of the two?

"I can think of a few people I'd like to see receive a package from fedex containing a crazed baboon high on crack.

Someone posted a video on Reddit of a baboon eating a baby deer, alive.

" which literally translated means you're going behind the mountain to catch a baboon.

Getting the document you want is like fighting a surly baboon with Tourette's syndrome.

I remember thinking, why can't the stupid baboon **** the deer and then eat it, instead of eating it alive?Animal kingdom is cruel

"If anyone thinks that they are revealing new information to me by telling me the difference between centrifugal force and acceleration, I will fed-ex a crazed baboon that is high on crack to their house.

The break will then be rendered wider, for it will intervene between man in a more civilised state as we may hope, than the Caucasian and some ape as low as a baboon, instead of as at present between the negro or Australian and the gorilla.”

This emotional ideology usually belongs to young collage students who have never worked with the public and seen the real *******-ery and primitive baboon-ism of humanity and believe everyone is a nice person.