twirler

I once had a foot-tapping chair-twirler on my left and a desk-drummer on my right.

The only thing different between now and 2007 is that I don't see as many sign twirlers on corners.

I had a friend in college who was recruited because the marching band needed a baton twirler.

Not "setting out to exploit people", not by trying to be Snidely Whiplash the professional mustache twirler.

I don't like government, but companies sucking up everyone's data for sale right now certainly seem like mustache twirlers to me.

It doesn't require an evil mustache twirler sitting in a dimly list room scheming about how he's going to systematically conduct a massive wealth transfer.

Again, we don't need to jump right into "business people are evil moustache-twirlers" every time employee-employer relations come up.

But it doesn't make Ed Catmull or the executives at every other firm involved in these pacts evil moustache-twirlers that exist only to steal from the middle-class, and we shouldn't be so quick to throw our own under the bus.

I doubt that most politicians or mustache twirlers are terribly concerned that marijuana legalization distracts people from, say, domestic spying or military interventions.