How to use Heading in a sentence as a noun

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Ten years ago we were football of the football league and heading out of business. Today we are favourites to win the league cup and head into Europe. #JackArmy

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Four surgeons are comparing the type of patients they consider the easiest to operate on. The first surgeon says, “I like to operate on electricians, because when you open them up everything is color coded.” The second surgeon says, “I prefer to operate on accountants, because when you open them up everything is numbered.” The third surgeon says, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on because everything inside them is in alphabetic order.” The fourth surgeon says, “I’ve got you all beat. I like to operate on politicians best. They are by far the easiest because they have no guts, no heart, no spine and their head and behind interchangeable. “

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A man was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home. When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been out drinkin' as usual!" "Why would you say that?" he complained innocently. "the wife replied:Because the pub called, he said you left your wheelchair there again!"

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The difference between fun and joy, though both virtuous emotions, is the shelf life of fun and the eternity of joy. fun lives in the head and the heart and is pursued and had. when it is used up more is sought. its fun. joy is joy, it lives in the soul and enriches those who give it and recieve it. joyous souls enrich us all.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, 'Jesus knows you're here.' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird. 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

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A large cafe mocha with an extra shot of expresso at 9pm was a bad idea. I tried to act like a big shot and pretend I knew what i was ordering. But in reality I am just not a starbucks kinda of guy. Yeah I have been feeling like a crack head for the last 5 hours. I think I had 14 heart attacks. Still wired cleaned the entire kitchen cooked 4 meals for the week. The weird thing is I have this hardcore urge to hold a squeegee in my hand

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A girl was sitting on a chair at the gas station she worked at. She looked up and saw her boyfriend walk in. As he was looking at snacks, a man walked in and pointed a gun at her. He had been admiring her ring her boyfriend had given to her as a token of his love. When he asked her to give it to him, she said no. Her boyfriend looked up just in time to see her shot. He ran over to the killer and beat him over the head with a hammer that was for sale. Then he ran and called 911. When the ambulance came, he was sobbing uncontrollably near his girlfriend. The doctor came over and felt for her pulse. Then he stood up and said she was still alive. Later at the hospital, as he was sitting beside her, he asked"Why didn't you just give him the ring?" and then she softly spoke"Because when you gave it to me, you said it was part of your love for me and I knew if I gave him the ring, I would lose that love." The next day, she was pronounced dead.. ~maui~

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In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed.* Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts. Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn't even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns. Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizeable portion of scientists left the study. After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams. Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his non-functional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God. After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as tear drops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and He has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death.

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God always knows when to send a quenching word to those of us who are tired and parched... Just when it feels and seems like we're going down by the head a life jacket and boat appear. He said I'll never leave you, and I'll never forsake you. And I testify that his word will keep us in that mind set until his actions back it up. God is just who he says he is and will do just what he said he would do. Hold on.

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Yesterday was horrible. i almost died alongside my son by being shot at in frony of my house by a neighbor shooting at some people he had beef with. at bullet hit head level of the tree i was by and three more at wrist/carseat level. if i hadnt dropped when i saw him pull out the gun i would be dead right now. i'm so tired of sorry ass motherf**kers who want to be a #!$%@ and try to shoot everybody instead of just doing it old school and actually fight. cowards. i cant sleep i just get paranoid. i cant tell the police because 1 they wont do anything and 2 that's the best way to get killed for sure. i need to get the #!$% out of here asap.

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Sue quarreled with her mother, then stormed out of the house. While enroute, she remembered that she did not have any money in her pocket, she did not even have enough coins to make a phone call home. At the same time, she went through a noodle shop, picking up sweet fragrance, she suddenly felt very hungry. She wished for a bowl of noodles, but she had no money! The seller saw her standing wheat faltered before the counter and asked: - Hey little girl, you want to eat a bowl? - But … but I do not carry money … she shyly replied. - Okay, I’ll treat you – the seller said – come in, I will cook you a bowl. A few minutes later the owner brought her a steaming bowl of noodles. Ate some pieces, Sue cried. - What is it? – He asked. - Nothing. I am just touched by your kindness! – Sue said as she wiped her tears. - Even a stranger on the street gives me a bowl of noodles, and my mother, after a quarrel, chased me out of the house. She is cruel!! The seller sighed: - Girl, why did you think so? Think again. I only gave you a bowl of noodles and you felt that way. Your mother had raised you since you were little, why were you not grateful and disobeyed your mom? Sue was really surprised after hearing that. “Why did I not think of that? A bowl of noodles from a stranger made me feel indebted, and my mother has raised me since I was little and I have never felt so, even a little.” On the way home, Sue thought in her head what she would say to her mother when she arrives home: “Mom, I’m sorry. I know it is my fault, please forgive me … ” Once up the steps, Sue saw her mother worried and tired of looking for her everywhere. Upon seeing Sue, her mother gently said: “Sue, come inside honey. You are probably very hungry? I cooked rice and prepared the meal already, come eat while it is still hot …” Can not control any longer, Sue cried in her mom’s hands. In life, we sometimes easy to appreciate the small actions of some people around us, but for the relatives, especially parents, we see their sacrifices as a matter of natural … Parental love and concern are the most precious gifts we have been given since birth. Parents do not expect us to pay back for nurturing us …… but have we ever appreciated or treasure the unconditional sacrifice of our parents?

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Uwi nalang ako. holiday dapat toh eh. dapat pahinga. errrrrr... my head! >.< life sucks.

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To day.. Pimpinan,ato kepala bagian,... Bkan sy munaf,. Sbnrny sy sgat mnolak klo d tunjk jdi kpla bgian,ktua,pmpnan,chef, exchef,deapt head. Ap pun nmy.. Klo se'andainy d adakn pmlihan,sy org prtma yg tdk mncalonkn dri.. Mimpin kluarga aj sy blm smprna,ne kn pula mimpin org bnyk,mgatur..duh pleace dech.. Krna sy udh mgalami,dn udh tau gk enkny jdi kepala bgian,krg lbh 8 thn sy jdi kpala dapur'wkt di lagoi dlu,wlau pun it d catring'mghndle stiap hriny krg lbh 700pex,. Sprti..brkfs,lunch,dinner, sapper..6 tahun yg d ctring jdi kpala.. Hbs tu nymbug ke restorn,hmpir 2 thun,jdi kepala juga,.. Tpi bnyk gk enk ny,krna gk ssuai dgn k mmpuan dn ilmu sy,ap sh yg d lhat dri sy.. Klo utk skrg jgn lh sy di tnjuk jdi ap pun,.jdi tukg masak aj udh sukur,.. Sy lbh betah jdi tkg msak.. Dri pda di surh jdi ini jdi it.. Klo d pksa jga,lhat aj hsilny 99%psti k dpanny brmasalh.. Waspadalh..

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Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same #!$%@&! thing... over and over again expecting... #!$% to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these #!$%@&! pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same #!$%@&! thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... you are looking at me... Okay, Do you have a #!$%@&! problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? #!$% you! Okay? #!$% you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am #!$%@&! crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

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That moment when you haven't had one of those dreams you're created of in a really really long time where I'm half asleep and half a awake where I can't move or make sounds, but its like I'm perfectly awake my body is just stuck. I can move my fingertips and #!$% and hear, but that's it. It really scares the #!$% out of me cuz I have to sit there and tell myself in my head. Wake up like 50 times.. Ugh #scary!

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Be Grateful ♥ Begin your day by feeling grateful. Be grateful for the bed you just slept in, the roof over your head, the carpet or floor under your feet, the running water, the soap, your shower, your toothbrush, your clothes, your shoes, the refrigerator that keeps your food cold, the car that you drive, your job, your friends. Be grateful for the stores that make it so easy to buy the things ...you need, the restaurants, the utilities, services, and electrical appliances that make your life effortless. Be grateful for the magazines and the books that you read. Be grateful for the chair that you sit on, and the pavement that you walk on. Be grateful for the weather, the sun, the sky, the birds, the trees, the grass, the rain, and the flowers

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One more to this week. So much going on my head feels like it is going to explode. But it will all be good. One day. Have a great day.

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There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in." So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird #!$%@ on his head, and he yells "Oh #!$%!"

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Have soo many memories of my uncle skully. one that keeps playing is when I went over to simp to visit. I was up at papas house with rissa.. I had an eye infection and was sensitive to light. Kevin put tissue on my eye and wrapped my head with a tensor band lol & I went out riding thru the village with him like that lol. <\3 <3

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How can I find motivation to do anything when surrounded by such constant negativity? How can I be happy in a place where there is nothing but fighting. At least my dog still smiles at me from time to time... I hope I can find that source of joy soon. Maybe... For now I'll just keep looking out to the stars waiting to be, perhaps warped up into a place where I will be away from sadness. Sadness... No one will bother reading this, why should they? Other people have their own problems to deal with. Sigh... Oh how I still wish there was some way to just end it all. Why talk when no one will listen? Why write when no one will read? I guess in a way I find some sense of comfort writing this here. Perhaps it is all just an illusion. An illusion... A friend. One that will look at me and know what I am feeling. A thought. How can it be that this temporary paradise can be filled with such anguish. A temporary paradise... Everything is temporary, is it not? Nothing lasts for ever. I live in a modest home. Though this life may seem like a petty existence to some, it is indeed a paradise to many. Not every one can be so fortunate to live in such "luxury". Luxury, a word that should have no place in society, it is all relative. I find it incredible how the mind works. I am perfectly capable of writing this, though many won't read it, yet I cannot find any other way to combine these symbols that make up our language to create something that will make me feel any better. I can imagine events in my head in which I am happy and yet I am not. Surely there are other ways... What's the use... I am now speaking to myself in riddles. Perfectly capable of understanding what I am going through but unable to resolve it. Who cares, really? I could not imagine any one with such interest in my personal life. I write to feel better. I write to commune with my mind. I can hear it sometimes thinking. It shows me in my dreams... An illusion, perhaps? It matters very little. Nothing matters, at least not anymore. It is all relative. Why so I bother? Escape the illusion. Reality cannot be far from here... I don't want to go back...

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I've got ten minutes to write. Can't talk, I'm sick, sip on my Sprite. Can't think for #!$%, so I chug on a Redbull, hold the vodka on the rocks. Cold air draft from the docks, zip up the wool. Jacket with liner. Think of some cleaver, one liners. My head down in this black notebook. Someone said, you can't, is all it took. Is this it?? Is this what its come down to?? Ten minutes at a time, well fine. I'll take it. If its all I can do. I'm not doing it to impress you. I'm doing it to impress them. To show how powerful an opinion is with a little phlegm. There goes the bell once again... Back to work with Beast Mode as my perk.

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If your a tank and you go to town to beat up people who are smaller than you then you a #!$%@& ass pussy. Pick on someone bigger than you. Last night I saw someone take an almighty punch to the chest. Blood was coming out his mouth and his eyes rolled back in his head. #!$% was intense. Moral of the story keep your guns away.

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My 10 Points economic recovery. 1. Every household should stop drinking Tea 2. No one should be allowed to drive own car we should use minibuses to save fuel. 3. No more employment to save money 4. All bars should be closed people cant die if they dont drink. 5. Husbands should be allowed to hav multiple lovers to prevent them from wasting money on prostitutes. 6. Shoprite, game and other luxury shops should be closed to force people purchase cheap comodities. 7. University entry should be closed for three years to reduce high rate of unemployment 8. All ministers should be fired the PS can manage ministry 9. Head of state should use a single vehicle and all govt officials packed in a macopollo bus. 10. The vice president should be fired to save money.

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Do u know that the penis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a hot dog body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy. Besides it has 3 good manners too. 1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs 2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance 3. It is polite, it bows after performing Looolest hope u enjoyed ya breakfast dis morning Ladies#hide#

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He remembered the time he had hooked one of a pair of marlin. The male fish always let the female fish feed first and the hooked fish, the female, made a wild, panic-stricken, despairing fight that soon exhausted her, and all the time the male had stayed with her, crossing the line and circling with her on the surface. He had stayed so close that the old man was afraid he would cut the line with his tail which was sharp as a scythe and almost of that size and shape. When the old man had gaffed her and clubbed her, holding the rapier bill with its sandpaper edge and dubbing her across the top of her head until her colour turned to a colour almost like the backing of mirrors, and then, with the boy’s aid, hoisted her aboard, the male fish had stayed by the side of the boat. Then, while the old man was clearing the lines and preparing the harpoon, the male fish jumped high into the air beside the boat to see where the female was and then went down deep, his lavender wings, that were his pectoral fins, spread wide and all his wide lavender stripes showing. He was beautiful, the old man remembered, and he had stayed.

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A man was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would ... sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home. When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, "So, ye've been out drinkin' as usual!" "Why would you say that?" he complained innocently. "the wife replied:Because the pub called, he said you left your wheelchair there again!"

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A young woman on a flight asked the Priest beside her : Father, may I ask you a favor? What may I do for you? Well, I bought an expensive ladies' electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robe perhaps? I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you I will not lie. When they got to the Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked : Father, do you have anything to declare? From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare. The official thought this answer strange, so he asked : And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused. Roaring with laughter, the official said : Go ahead, Father! Next pleas

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I post a random feels/murder story, 7 likes, Big Bad Wolf story that I felt was ok, 10 likes. Bad poem imo, 4 likes. Story I'm most proud of? 3 likes, and lose a like. :I Well then. I'm gonna head to bed. Night everyone, welcome to town. -Caretaker

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Ill sit in my room and ill cry im bed thinking about all the #!$% that made me wrong in my head

You hoes wanna treat these niggaz that lay on yall couch all day dont do #!$% put play the game and get high beat yo ass yall wanna treat them kinda niggaz like royalty when you got royalty right here in yo face and you wanna look at me al crazy we gone cut that out this year...yall wanna give respect todat lazy #!$%@ that whoop all on yo head but yall wanna look crazy at the real niggaz who go to work and make #!$% happen and got a future ahead of theyself aye thats gone stop wit me or ima start cussin you hoes out

Alfie sat on his hutch, head cocked nosying at the builders!

I basically just ate a whole head of garlic. Vampires got nothin' on me. Haha

People that have a head like jimmy neutron and wear a snapback, oh dear hahaha!

Those moments that go through your head... I've made myself forget an learn to be brave ...

Ffs this voice in my head needs to shut up telling me they have lied to me

" Look at all the little Slipknot fans in their tight black pants, with their Slipknot hoodies, shoes, and lunchboxes, and black eyeliner think they're metal as hell?" By a Ture Metal-head. Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!Can't stop my laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sign #7 that I am getting old: My eyebrows are longer then the hair on my head !

Feel #!$% today! Head feels like its gonna blow and Stomachs like a sewer!

For what possible reason would you be in the Navy if you washed your head in bubble gum? I dont think the military works like that...

So take that picture Girl, just make sure you smile and text your baby sitter cause you know we gonna be awhile!!! And we can do whatever go to Mia and chill,you trying to travel??? stay with him i bet you never will but he ain't tryna lose ya cause that head game is so damn real......

I'm not going to let nothing ruin my day or weekend, just going to keep my head up :l

The post that has completely done my head in....Look at those names! Stop peeking into my head Dave...!!!I would drop dead if I got to see this!!!! <3

I went to school and i was taught that: Pussy meant a cat, Sex meant a gender, #!$%@ is a female dog, Dick was a name, Bang was a sound, Rubber was an eraser, head meant a part of the body, 69 was just a number. And then i came across all you dirty bastards and my education was ruined.

One more last try, I'm a get the ending right... Yup still in my head..

I aint da type of niqqa to play deez dumb ass thirsty in need of attention games buh ima gone head n rocc wit it 1 time fa ya mizzind!!! Q & A game fwm tuff!! If u dare da truth......

“A lot of photographers think that if they buy a better camera they’ll be able to take better photographs. A better camera won’t do a thing for you if you don’t have anything in your head or in your heart.”

So Danessa slept all day and is currently up . Shes up to something, she keeps saying and asking mommy are you sleeping, go to sleep and covering my head with the blanket . N/P I will fake sleep I bet you a backsiding is gonna send her to bed . She's up too no good !!!

So Dillan was playing with Bailey and fell and hit his head in Gage's bed.. He has a huge welt now above his eye.. Do I keep him awake for awhile or is it ok for him to go to sleep ???

3rd sleepless night in a row....their is to much much on my mine I want to bash my head against a wall.

My eyes are heavy, my head is bobbing, my body is dragging, I thinking its time to put myself to bed. Good night all, Good night world. I am done for the day.

Cant sleep right now!! Got a lot goin thru my head!!!!

Caint wait till my 22nd B-day...8 moe days..my baby got a surpries foe me & kim dnt wanna tell me...love u big Dominic caint wait foe that special day agin..missing u like a crazy crack head missin its crack...lol..had an awsome convo over the phone..u know ama always stay down fow wats owers..love u boy**

So many #!$% is going on in my head i hate the situation im in confused what do i do

I feel the pressure building up inside my head, I feel the distance drowning me in my own sweat. 'Cause I need the cold now. It’s my turn to roll out all the stops, and show that I know where I have to go.

My antenatal went well. The dr is a little bit concerned as my last scan is showing that bubs head is measuring small n is only on the 3rd percentile. So I have a scan in 4 weeks to measure her head again. He said the brain and everything else is measuring fine but just her head is a bit small

Stop screwing with her head & start looking after her heart. Stop being a boy & start being her man.

Wake up too find my mum shouting me too get up,roll over and fall out of bed,bash my head on my draws,then to top it off remember i have a 2 hour english exam in half an hour,not my day today.

Bang bang tutttt akar ulang aling sapa yg kentut d tembak head shot

Cant #!$%@& sleep due to the fact tht i have at least 4 teeth tht r either absessed or r on their way. my #!$%@& teeth hurt god damnit...constantly sick to my stomach, head hurts all the time, loss of apatite. this #!$%@& sucks

The NRA claims that more guns will end gun violence in the US and that armed civilians would be able to stop mass killings. However Keith Ratliff was shot in the head and killed yesterday in spite of being armed.

So many things on my mind and things going wrong its amazing my head hasnt exploded yet. I wonder when my life will mellow out.

Lol. this is awesome and funny. goes to show that you can find a metal head anywhere in the world and workplace.

I can't believe he's mine....My head is spinning......

Dans in Nottingham hosp he had a crash on his way home last night, they moved him onto a neuro ward about 12 pm cus he had a head injury but he was asleep wen I left I will know more today wen I go down and will keep you all posted! Thanks for all your thoughts it really means a lot he's a very lucky bloke! Xxxx

Very bad head headach since Dec 22 . It sucks big time. Can't sleep.

I haven't been up before nine in over a year. I don't like this time of the morning, it's dark and cold and my head feels all jumbled, how do you guys do it?!

Dumb and dumber #!$% and face dim and wit #!$% and head mut and jeff frick and frack hoowie and doowie scum and bag please continue if you like

We should retaliate against pakistan. we also should bring 40 head of pakistani soldier.

You know the coke advert, holidays are coming, holidays are coming??? I have that in my head with "the Gers revenge is coming, Gers revenge is coming" we have the people in place to stand up for the Rangers........Greg

Terrible news this morning from Paris where three Kurdish activists, all women killed with bullet in the head.

Off work early like a mf.....guess ill head 2 sleep!!

Many pple wii walk in and out or you life, but only true friends will leave footprints in ur heart, to handle yourself,use ur head,to handle others use your heart,

Head to bed being soooo tired...then can't sleep...awsome

It's hot, it's now, it's when We bounce to this track And I don't care what anybody thinks about that, Hands to the sky, and throw your head back<3 #Bounce #CalvinHarris #MySong

Jst because u fail once doesnt mean u going 2 fail at everything. Keep trying, Hold on, and always always always believe in yourself because if u dont then who will? Keep ya head high, keep ya chin up, and most important keep smilin because life a beautiful thing so much 2 smile about... #Goodnight fbf

Wow tha night started of very very rocky but ended up being one of the most needed times as a person for me and just glad I had that talk keep ur head up I believe in u

A #!$%@ would kick yo ass to sleep #!$%@ wit to cheeto bunion pop tart lava lamp head ass

Please come if you are interested. Let me know in advance so as we can estimate the head count for the refreshments... See you there!!

Yung #!$%@ gettin head while the engine running

Sometimes when I'm sitting on my bed feeling so, so lonely Wishing someone to hold me All i have is three little notes in my head Outside i can cover the scars Sing for me Christina Aguilera.

I went to school and I was taught that: Pussy meant a cat, Sex meant a gender, #!$%@ is a female dog, Dick was a name, Bang was a sound, Rubber was an eraser, head meant a part of the body, 69 was just a number. And then I came across all you dirty bastards and my education was ruined.

Last day yesterday at work now to finish packing and head off to the airport later tonight....can't wait!

She's like starin' at the sun She could easily blind someone Other women, I see none She's like starin' at the sun She gets on you Under your skin like a tattoo She'll always be there She holds on, stuck in your head like an old song She ain't goin' nowhere She's like standin' in the rain Washes all my cares away At the end of a long, hot day She's like standin' in the rain She gets on you Under your skin like a tattoo She'll always be there She holds on, stuck in your head like an old song She ain't goin' nowhere She gets on you Under your skin like a tattoo She'll always be there She holds on, stuck in your head like an old song She ain't goin' nowhere She's like finally coming home And seeing that light in the window on After being gone too long She's like finally coming home Standin' in the rain Starin' at the sun

Can't stop coughing this morning feel like I'm going to vomit and got a very bad head!

Baby steps back to normality, #1: having enough head space to listen to the Today programme for the first time since Dec 27th.

Giving birth with the amniotic sac intact is called a "veiled birth." It is very rare but it is possible. It is less painful because the water cushions the baby's head, meaning less bruising for both of you. Don't worry about the baby drowning, he or she will not take a first breath until he/she hits the air for the first time, and the placenta will continue to provide oxygen until that happens. God is soooooo amazing!

I went to school and i was taught that: Pussy meant a cat, Sex meant a gender, #!$%@ is a female dog, Dick was a name, Bang was a sound, Rubber was an eraser, head meant a part of the body, 69 was just a number. And then i came across all you dirty bastards and my education was ruined.

Make sure you all head over to Sweet Poppie Lane and check out the Auction for Amy. rat-a-tat-tat have donated the last skull clutch to this wonderful cause.

Mahinder Gatrisingh is a ladies man, and he gets up early for work while I do some planning, which means he's alone in the office, with the cleaning ladies arou- *Shakes head* Eeeehm... .__.

Where am I going where have I been I hate sitting n this big ass empty bed Listening to the thoughts n my head Where am I going where have I been Many directions that I could take Puttin on this stupid smile actin so fake Where am I going where have I been Voices screaming in a broken home Makes u wonder if ul die alone Where am I going where have big been Is my niece lookin up to me the way she should Think id change some things if I could Where am I going where have I been does mom see her baby growing n grin She always told me to hold up my chin Where am I going where have I been Dads life is slipping away so fast We should spent more time n the past Where am I going where have I been Forget the past that #!$%@ dead Future starts when I get out of this empty bed

Head telling me to go for a ride and swim...arse telling me to sit and watch another episode of Damages with a glass of wine instead!

The secret side of me, I never let you see I keep it caged but I can’t control it So stay away from me, the beast is ugly I feel the rage and I just can’t hold it It’s scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls It comes awake and I can’t control it Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head Why won’t somebody come and save me from this, make it end? :D

Gimmie that girl with the hair in a mess Sleepy little smile with her head on my chest That's the you that I like best Gimmie that girl Gimmie that girl lovin' up on me Old t-shirt and a pair of jeans That's the you I wanna see Gimmie that girl Gimmie the girl that's beautiful Without a trace of makeup of on Barefoot in the kitchen Singin' her favorite song

After every dark night There's a bright day. So stick your head up, and handle it... -2pac God bless you all !!!

We're the head, not the tail gaan kry jou 'n ander stertjie

Hahah... chillin with my sis with sum wipe cream lol time to take one to the head lmao if u know what I mean "wink wink" lol... damn I hope babe would let me go to my sister brithday....

My head and my heart won't let me cause if I do you'll take it for granted

Headache really bad ....can't sleep..feel dizzy and nausea to my stomach...my head hurts to lay on it.

I feel like I'm supposed to be awake for something. My head hurts and my heart is pounding out of my chest. I can't sleep, I still feel exhausted. Wtf is going on.

So the left doesnt like gun when they kill people but its cool for women to kill people??? the left is off its rocker!!! the left needs to get its head out of its ass!!! murder is murder! they want to ban guns but wont ban Planned Parenthood? low life pieces of #!$% they are!

Bow my head for Pac ,Ro & Toot they from my block .......

A guy was pulling 2 cages so I let him walk past me however he did not say thank you which annoyed me but seconds later his cages hit a small rail and he hit his head straight on a metal door handle....instant karma

Dat light liqour got my head hurting dats y I b henny uped

Muak dengan segala tipu muslihat ?? Muntahin aja .. Go a head .. Talk lessss do morreee ...

Man why people think im a bad influence , i do what i do but i never put a gun on nobodys head and force them to do somthing thay dont want to, but #!$% them if thay think that

It is what it is. keep your head up, and move the #!$% on.

Well didn't win anything at the casino...juss went to donate my money...eeee..lol..jk.....went there with my brothers Vince and Craig.....now we juss sitting around on one tablet each......lol....anyways head to bed soon.....head home tomorrow.........GN....

For thou o lord are d shield for me,my glory nd d lifter of my head nd lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places nd i hv a goodly heritage

Never let ur success git to ur head an Never let failure enter or git to ur heart.......

I'm a diva from head to toe! Gudaftee Off to skool!

Beeches am ma take world up and am ma drop on ur foolish head

2day I'm Blessed all b the glory to God who is now a head of my life I send blessing brotha all and my ur day b fruitful .

This heffr Abby from dance moms makes me wanna sock her in. the head!!! Ive seen perfectionist but she just went over board and has no sympathy for those girls feelings!!!!

Been stuck in my head all Damn day!!!

When I think about women; I touch myself,........ basically : I put my hand on my head and scratch cause women are so confusing?.

Is felin very philosophical head is full of expectations an words of wisdom,,,,,,but better stick too the bullshit that usually comes out ,,,,, people may think im a big head ,,,,, can't av tha lol "

We swim against the rising waves and crash against the shore The body bends until it breaks and the early morning sings no more So rest your head, It's time to sleep And dream of what's in store The body bends until it breaks and sings again no more

Day one,, my feet are bloody killing me why isnt there any parking in north chatswood on the upside i learnt the best body treatments to give my clients in the comfort of your own home how does a full body salt scrub exfolliation ,with either a algae seaweed wrap,aromatherapy body wrap or a hydrating rose body wrap while being wrapped enjoy a indian head massage or a foot massage then you can have shower in the comfort of your own home & privacy how does this sound so far let me know your thoughts!!!!

U keep yo faith wit god can nobody tell u nuthing kuz u no he got sumthing n kumin wit u so keep yo head up

Doors open in 45minutes!! Head on down we have Max James on decks tonight && check in at the venue for tonights giveaways!! See you all there!!

Always sumthing greener on the other side of that hill. !!

Love how me and Ciara wake up and just sit having cuddles for ages <3 until she hears music and starts head banging aha

When a man gets hard, the blood comes from his head and his feet, that means he is dumb and he can't run. Lol love Jones

Argh woke up body aching from head to toe hope its not the start of that stupid bug x x x

"You put your head on the ground, and in that moment everything was okay." - Yasmin Mogahed ❤

My lif is my lif. I owe nobody any explanatn ön aô i live it. Lif na per-head o. So, mind ur business.

Taking a break from studying. My head is full, no more.

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs and a head with 2 faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search for other halves.” –Plato’s The Symposium

Gna try and get some sleep tonight, got alot runing thru my head :/ good night!

Shorty give me head & then she wipe me off, now im cummin clean #haann

Carl Muggli testified Wednesday that as he and his wife, Linda, crafted a totem pole together, a heated argument broke out between them about his Internet romance with an Alabama woman. Muggli said he raised a 5-foot wooden-handled cant hook — used for lifting, turning and prying logs — two-handed over his head in a threatening motion while his wife recoiled in fear, fell backward and knocked a 17-foot-long, 700-plus-pound totem pole out of its cradle system onto her head and chest leading to the injuries that caused her death. Read the full story:

Todo el mundo esta loco, y mas loco estoy yo q les gano x una cabesa. my head.!cuaa tatatataaa.

I doubt everyone don't believe half the #!$% I see n half the #!$% I hear heard everything but Jesus n seen everything but the wind I don't lie only lie I do is when im lien down I'm 100 st8 up n st8 down don't need ribs cuz I never turn sideways only 360 I do is on a x box I got 2 backs cuz I never front I don't tell fibs cuz my life ain't a fairy tale got a brick head so there's nothing u can pump up im tycoon 1 milli n im never gonna change

One of them days where I could just punch someone in the head, very hard & not even care if I hurt their feelings! Some people are just so #!$%@&! stupid! Time to burst some bubbles I think!

Dont waste your time on me your already the voice inside my head... i miss you - blink 182 i miss this song... ^_^

Zzzzz...come on boat..Charlie McGrath will have me head...

Forgive but don’t forget, girl keep your head up. And when he tells you you ain’t nothing, don’t believe him. And if he can’t learn to love you, you should leave him.

I went to school and i was taught that: Pussy meant a cat, Sex meant a gender, #!$%@ is a female dog, Dick was a name, Bang was a sound, Rubber was an eraser, head meant a part of the body, 69 was just a number. And then i came across all you dirty bastards and my education was ruined.

Wee trip2 docs with warren today has been complaining of a sore head since friday now hes got a sore ear+cant hear properly frm it if its nt 1 thing its another!!!!!

Why do people play with your head when all u wanna be is yourself? So #!$% off dog

Super junior dont don [Donghae] idaero kkeutimyuhn gihwega uhbdamyuhn Moduga teullyuhddago marhago issuh [Ryeowook] Comedy gateun sesange wootji mothal saramdeul nuhnduhriga na [All] Don't! Don! modeun ge don sesang won ane gadhin nuh what is your mind [Kibum] you outta control what is your mind [All] jebal juwireul dorabwa juhlmangui nunbichi boijanha [Kibum] stop bangin' my head my eyes gone red [Sungmin] juhmjuhm muhruhjineunguhl geudaero chungbunhan sesang Imi gajinguhllo da gippeunsesang [Han Geng] kkumkkuduhn saramdeuri hanadoolsshik dduhnabuhryuhdo [Heechul] byunhaji anhne [Eunhyuk] The world is mine naega ee segyeui buhbiya Geudeuri haengbokhagimaneul gidaryuhsseul ddae [Eunhyuk+Kibum] Uhneu nuguboda muhnjuh gihwereul jabeun gushil ppun Yakjareul wihan baeryuh ddawin juhldae uhbsuh [Siwon] Naui boolkkocheul da taewuhsuhrado pogihal soo uhbsuh [Kyuhyun] Juhdeurui guhshi anin woori aideurui sesangeul wihaesuhramyuhn [Henry] *violin* [Shindong+eunhyuk] geuraedo nuhmu wuhnmang hajima naega anya Sesangi nuhl geuruhke mandeunguhya [Leeteuk+Heechul] naega wuhnhaedduhn guhn naneun modu gajyuh Sesangi nareul wemyuhn hayuhdo nungwa gwireul makgo Uhjiruhpge mandeuruh buhril Juhkdanghan muhriwa doni jogeum piryohal ppoon [Kangin] naui boolkkocheul da taewuhsuhrado jikyuhjugo shipuh [Yesung] hwandonui shidae kkeute saragaya hal nae aireul wihaesuhramyuhn [All] don't! don! modeun ge don sesang won ane gadhin nuh what is your mind [Kibum] you outta control what is your mind [All] jebal juwireul dorabwa juhlmangui nunbichi boijanha [Eunhyuk] stop bangin' my head my eyes gone red [All] don't! don! ijen geuman jom hae Wisuhnui gamyuhndo buhsuhbuhryuh [Shindong] buhsuhbuhryuh ni gashigui gamyuhndo [All] modu gidarigo issuh majimak baraemdo buhrijima [Kibum] duhnjyuhbuhryuh ni geu gashigui gamyuhndo [HeeChul] super junior! *SparKyuLin_

Big s/o to the lil sister Meme Bossesgirl Washington happy birthday big head many blessings for many more enjoy your day

Now I remember why I wanted out of sparking. 95% of sparks are bitchy moaning back stabbing #!$%@. You'd think that old men would know better than to stick their head up. At your age pal your likely to be too slow to get it down again b4 I take it off.

Good morning, oh it's a little frosty here. Never mind, my first client today has taken advantage of the 30 minute Indian Head Massage promotion I have been running this week.

Men tink wit deir head n women their hrt whn eva they re in luv.

Stressed out of my mind. Pissed off. My chest is hurting, my head is hurting. I want to hurt something, before I hurt someone or myself.

Don't get so caught up in what you want that you forget what you deserve. Follow your heart, always, but don't forget to use your head.

Left side of my face feels like its stroked out...another stye and my tonsil is swollen and my head hurts. I want my duvet and sleep but instead I have strepsils, copious amounts of Ribena and IT training...my day is going to be sooo good!

What is every doing.... Bored out of my head...can someonee ring me??

Anyone thats been on Champix is it normal to make you grumpy? Because man Clinton is hell on legs to me the last couple of days .......

Tips to reduce weight: First turn ur head to d right,&then turn it to the left. Repeat this exercise everytime u r offered something to eat.

So bored anyone wanna head up to mine for a drink or 10 lol more than welcome

What path.? What choice.?What decision.? Follow my heart or my head.? I don't want to do ethier. I hate this part right here! Pretending like it never happened is too easy for it to just happen again :/

The hardest thing I've ever had to do was walk away from the woman i love and head out for deployment....

I got bees on my head but dont call me a bee head.

Sore head and a sore throat..oh dear :-/

There are some cruel people in this world that enjoy airing out someone else's sorrow but I'm going to keep my head up like my nose is bleeding. God bless everyone.

Hey how is everyone?lol..u can text and text people and get no answer back..lol.. get on facebook and they talk u friggen head off..lol..dont understand...

I fell asleep at the wheel on the way home off 494... And the drivers side of the prius is #!$%@&... Like the drivers door is jammed shut.. I'm ok, just a bruised knee and throbbing head ache.

Happy where I'm at in life , I have a great job , a roof over my head , loving family , a amazing girlfriend, god is good !! Wouldn't change any of it if I could !!

Arrived safely, settled down comfortably, took a long shower, feeling fresh. Head out to work.

Sometimes all I can do is laugh out aloud, shake my head and move on wt my fabulous life........

No, I haven't been to sleep yet. Yes, I do see what time it is. No, I haven't tried bashing my head in with a hammer... but that's not a bad idea.

When you try don't try to say you won't Try to crawl into my head When you cry cause it's all built up inside Your tears already said, already said You are the one You'll never be alone again

Got kellys bloody alarm tune in my head ahhhhhhh lolol

-___________________- Stacey's mom will be stuck in my head for days now. Thanks Phil Giddings

Well there's 1 Con we don't have to bother with. Unless something like Igor happens where just the head becomes Megatron's lackey.

When God measurez man, he putz the tape around his heart, not his head.

Why is "Whip It" by Devo stuck in my head right now and ultimately the reason I can't sleep?

Sorry Facebook friends, but my bed is kidnapping me 4 the night. i would try 2 run, but the voice in my head said i have 2 obey. good nite 2 all & sweet dreams.

To make a stupid catchy song you have to be smart cuz stupid ppl dont think of smart things to do with their stupid ideas

I'm always #!$%@&! #!$% up , what's the point anymore . Maybe it would be better if I just disappeared .

Should probably explain, this is on a train, I'm say down, she stood on front of me, then full on Rikishi'd the top of my head.

While the kettle was boiling this morning, this song was going through my head! Craaaaaaaaaazy!

"I'm going to scissor kick you in the back of the head" Taladage Knights classic comedy

There is the war that's inside my head that questions the results and lies While breaking my back til I'm damn near well dead When enough ain't enough to survive

I just can't seem to clear my head. Even meditating isn't doing it. It's like trying to clear away a stormy sky by blowing at it.

Does anybody else get like a rattle in they're head when they go running or is it just me who's a weirdo??

Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a gold medal gets his/her medal only when he bows his head down

Girlfriend bio: I love my baby follow him. Boyfriend bio: f**k b*tches get money. *scratches head* you sure thats your boyfriend?

Alone? What's alone when you have god beside you at all times! Keep your head up things will get better! -k

Now bounce ur head lyk hydrollics n move yho body lyk a low ryder..W'S Wrists Uhp lyk on em west syd..put yho m*fu*n hands uhp lyk a robbery..#

I walk around the courtyard of my mansion for a while before I sit down near the pond, resting my head on my hand -sapharia

What the #!$%!! Seriously some people r just #!$%@& in the head n need 2 come back 2 reality!!!!

Heidi DeLange is all I think about!!! Can't get her out of my head I really don't want too, its like love at first sight. I wanna be with her i love her smile laught the way she looks at me. She completes me.

Hey, little boy, is your mama home? Did she go and leave you alone? Oh, got a bad desire Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire Tell me now, baby, is she good to you? Does she do to you the things that I do? Oh, I can take you higher Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, edgy and blunt Put a six inch valley through the middle of my soul Oh, at night I lay at home with the sheets soaking wet And a freight train running through the middle of my head But you, you cool my desire Oh-oh-oh, I'm on fire Sometimes it's like someone took a knife, baby, edgy and blunt Put a six inch valley through the middle of my soul Oh, at night I lay at home with the sheets soaking wet And a freight train running through the middle of my head But you, you cool my desire Oh, I'm on fire

Da moment u walk into ur ex Nd he gvez u a sad faces nd hangz hs head in shame!! At dat moment a song cumz 2 mind Gabriel u gone 2 far!! Nd u shall hang ur head in shame!! Hahaha!! Lmao

Ok y'all seriously heard this? If not go head and listen!!

Second most #!$% day in the last 12 months... Let hope it's all just in my head...

Woman just battered her arse off the top of my head, nae bother hen, have a wee seat on my dome.

-Another restless Morning, Gotta get up in a few hrs #Workflo *God has a plan for me *

U knw u tipsy wen u u gotta smudge on yo glasses n yu turn yo head n yu think yo lens is gone lol dumb moment

Cant sleep...ugh....taking time to clear my head....lots of #!$% on my mind

/glares at mummy/ Shut up mew! Some of us are trying to nap! Cough cough cough! Ssshhhh and get me some noms /tail swish/ Okay I may have some sympathy mew! Just a little, a tiny whisker's full of concern but mummy is not too bad really. I think she probably has a lung full of my hair from trying to hug me MOL Going out to explore and patrol whilst it is still dry. Have a good day all purrss /head bonkies/

Come off Corey's scooter, #!$%@& me elbow and arm, nicko came off 2 seconds after me broke his shoulder/collar bone bahahahaha pro scooter riders right here!!! Off to the hospital ^_^

If you get caught Sleeping at work, no worries, just slowly raise your head up and say "In Jesus name, Amen."

I dont know how you can call yourself a rocker then only date airhead bimbo blondes that wouldnt know what a bass was if you smacked them in the head with it... Boy logic :/

Hit the shower and chill then head to work , bacc hurtin like a m'f !

January one the best months for us. Christmas and New Year often bring up unresolved issue that come to a head during this period and then we get a burst of activity .... Why couldn't everyday be Christmas and new year

Education is the great engine of personal development...Its through education that a daughter of a peasant can become a Lecturer,that the son of a mine worker can become the head of the mine,that the child of a farm worker can become the president of a great Nation...

About to head off to Puy St Vincent now for three boarder cross races this weekend. Got a couple of European cup and a FIS. Feeling pretty good.

But not long after, tempestuous head wind arose, called euroclydon.

I need my head examined ! 3rd double since friday. What was i thinking :-[ so sleepy.

Still not slept well went bed earlier and nothing just lay there looking at darkness lolmy head hurts lol xxxx

In my head,in my head sorry sorry ..

Motive for 2013, to hit 5000 subs but more importantly finally break into the professional Call of Duty Circuit. I've been chasing this dream since COD 4 but now E-Sports is growing and I have a lot more people that both believe in me and can help me get there, so why hesitate!?

I wish the voices in my head would be useful and tell me the winning lottery numbers.

Heading definitions

noun

a horizontal (or nearly horizontal) passageway in a mine

See also: drift gallery

noun

a line of text serving to indicate what the passage below it is about

See also: head header

noun

the direction or path along which something moves or along which it lies

See also: aim bearing