Neutrino used in a sentence

Neutrino in a sentence as a noun

Um... is there any trace of neutrino bursts before that?

The barman says "We don't serve neutrinos here"A neutrino walks into a bar.

If this result is valid then it would mean that neutrinos are capable of traveling .0025% faster than light.

A neutrino burst was observed in 3 different labs about 3 hours before the light was observed.

A difference of .0025% would correspond to the neutrinos arriving 4 years earlier!

I think it's unfair to lump the faster-than-light-neutrino experiment in as bad science.

It catches some neutrinos from the sun, change their direction a little, and then the neutrinos exit the chamber unnoticed.

Out of curiosity, is it feasible to use modulated neutrino beams to communicate straight through the center of the earth?

It was be absolutely shocking if the dozens of scientists involves in the neutrino experiment didn't take this into account.

Whilst we may have vast amounts of data from the electromagnetic spectrum, there are only a handful of neutrino detectors on earth, and they have a very narrow research domain.

The neutrino fiasco was very unfortunate since by all accounts the scientists involved went public with some seriously stressed skepticism.

The fact that solid matter is almost perfectly transparent to neutrinos makes them a singularly bad candidate for information transmission.

I think that this doesn't break any theoretical law in an obvious way. The problem is that the dark mater is "dark" because it's very difficult to measure and to interact in any way. It's very difficult to change the direction of neutrinos, but at least it's an engineers' problem, not a physicists' problem.

A neutrino burst 4 years before a supernova... so what?Could a physicist clarify whether neutrinos could travel at different speeds in vacuum like any 'normal' particle, or are 'fixed speed' like photons.

If they were instead describing an experiment to look for anomalous travel times of neutrino pulses or something, I'd know where to start: measurement apparatus precision, clock synchronization, etc.