Narwal in a sentence as a noun

The Cloisters museum in the Bronx also had a narwal horn, and I wonder if someone found that and thought, where does that fit in.

Sed -e 's/narwal/Natalie Portman/' and get something that was recognizably slashdot circa 2002.

Narwal definitions

noun

small Arctic whale the male having a long spiral ivory tusk

See also: narwhal narwhale