Heather in a sentence as a noun

In the end, though, I'm pretty sure I've settled on the idea that yesterday on what I assume is a professional style radiopodcast thing a number of grown men spent a measurable amount of time arguing about how potentially fair or totally unfair it was that one of them got banned by facebook and also whether heather in 7th period likes one of them. The only downside of the whole thing is the part where he goes on a broken spirited nihilistic rant about how hopeless everything is while suggesting I may be a social pariah for not having a facebook account.

Heather definitions

noun

common Old World heath represented by many varieties; low evergreen grown widely in the northern hemisphere

See also: ling broom

noun

interwoven yarns of mixed colors producing muted greyish shades with flecks of color