Commode in a sentence as a noun

I imagine the commode shakes a bit when flushing.

I used to spend a lot of time on the commode or in the tub reading and thinking.

I want my bathroom to have two commode fixtures then my wife and I can bond over poop.

You wade through them into your bathroom when you realize there’s no longer a commode, there.

> It’s an ode to the commode, a throne room lined with 104 toilets from around the world, arranged inches apart in three aisles beneath national flags.

"get on the radar of Turkmenbashi and see what falls on your lap next time he goes to exercise his golden systems of elimination in his golden commode.

If we use my commode as a benchmark of wifi radio performance, when I am sitting on it and watching Monty Python, I can get every single joke with MacBookPro 16 streaming smoothly at 320p resolution.

There are no valuable business lessons to be learned here and there is no reason for them to be featured in the next Startup School or anything like that, unless the lesson is "get on the radar of Turkmenbashi and see what falls on your lap next time he goes to exercise his golden systems of elimination in his golden commode.

Commode definitions

noun

a plumbing fixture for defecation and urination

See also: toilet crapper potty stool throne

noun

a tall elegant chest of drawers

See also: chiffonier