Pert in a sentence as an adjective

I believe FedWire has a $50M pert transaction max, thus $1T would cost around $5K.

Since it almost never moves nowadays, it's a pert-near ideal setup and sure beats the naff kernel support for the thing's internal rtl8192se chipset.

Your raisin rolling expert?you reside nt roll in gex per t?This doesn't make sense, in what other language besides English would this be parsable?

In fact all such approaches are a nonsense, as they require hundreds of people to miraculously become expert forecasters in what are often novel tasks.

Pert definitions

adjective

characterized by a lightly pert and exuberant quality; "a certain irreverent gaiety and ease of manner"

See also: impertinent irreverent saucy