Defecator used in a sentence

Defecator in a sentence as a noun

How dare you insult the highest form of humanity in San Francisco, the defecators-of-freedom?

"The “devious defecator” case was one in which a group of employees alleged that their employer had, under threat of dismissal, compelled them to produce DNA samples which the employer then subjected to genetic testing to discover the defecator who was leaving feces around the perimeter of the workplace.