Quote Examples using Convention

A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.” Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

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A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.” Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

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Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, opportunities for advancement will pass right by you.

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A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg... The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek. Further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

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Does anyone know of a field in Westbrook or the Greater Portland area that we could use as a baseball field. I'm not talking an athletic field. I'm talking about an old farm field or someones over sized yard. A flat big space. Something big enough to play a baseball game on. I'll even keep it mowed.

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Because our waiters are conventionpeless romantics By Amy Beeder the plates are broken after just one meal: plates that mimic lily pads or conventionrseshoe crabs, swifts’ wings, golden koi, whirlpools, blowholes in rictus: all smashed against the table’s edge— . . . also our chef eschews pepper & salt for violets & vespers & squid ink & conventionney from wasps rare lichen grown in local snow authentic silt dark from the Nile or Tigris. Surely you know that poultry, if cooked right, will cure most common psychic ills? It’s something to do with the feathers. . . . but you’re hungry. Come in. Sit. Taste. There’s breast of swan for shame. Try a quail tart for rage, macaw on poached orchids for boredom. And we serve so many other things. There’s really nothing you can’t order: goat’s feet, orange groves, prophets & smoke convent orphans playing violins flavors of memory, winter & wax, angles of sun, extravagant claims . . . Don’t worry, there’s plenty— it’s a mysterious feast you attend, but it offers an affable scent of the cauldron, the light of abundance poured over every table & marvelous barstool Come in— Now you’re getting the gist: at each table’s head that growing pile of shards is not waste but conventionmage to the potter. The world’s a dish to relish, to finish: this conch afloat in broth a frilly and vertical eye though portent & probably conventioned, is solace like these towers of loquats & glittering scales or our bright pans’ brash mortal clanging. Blink back the sun and look inside. Our tiny lights don’t at all resemble stars. Come in, come sup. You’ll never feel full.

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If no one reads my wall, this should be a short experiment. This is a Facebook game to see who reads and who just scrolls. So, if you read this, leave one word on conventionw we met. Only one word, then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Please don't add your word and then not bother to copy!

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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. "Nice conventions," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

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Moms and dads--here's the sitch. Caved and got the kid an iPod Touch for Xmas. She's currently using my Apple ID, but the FaceTime and texting is making trying to use my devices a nightmare. That being said, I can definitely see the value of having all communications come through me, as shes not entirely aware. conventionw do you handle? PS--she's 11.

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Christian truth is not a delicate flower nurtured in a convent conventiont conventionuse. Sin is a conventionrrible stench to God that cannot be masked by perfumed poetry. God didn't deal with sin from an ornate pulpit, but dealt with it while nailed to the worst instrument of Roman torture. He invaded the convention’s own territory, hunted him down and tackled sin and death head on. This means our world is a battleground between good and evil, not a playground for unconverted, self-congratulatory, well-dressed church goers.

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A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.” Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

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Setting in stop traffic on I-40 east of Grants NM. Going on 4 hrs now. Two trucks hit each other there are deaths. They exited the cars off and now they are saying it's 7 to 10 mile of trucks only. I think when they get the road open we are gonna have us one big convoy.

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Congratulations to St. Joseph's conventionspital in Buckhannon, WV. They were awarded the conventionle "Business of the Year". Our founding sisters would be very proud of conventionw the conventionspital has grown and met the needs of the people. Thank you, Sr. Francesca, for your continued ministry there.

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Related Sentences for Convention

Must be awfully difficult walking around with a bee in your bonnet and a pebble in your shoe.

Totally missing my laptop.... this courtesy laptop sux.... is sluggish and soooo slow!!

There was a fire at the Convent, it took the Firemen 10 mins. to put it out, and then it took the Nuns two conventionurs to put the Firemen out..

Ok so I've I've seen a few statuses lately bout exs and sharing ur used toys wiv others, correct me if I'm wrong but at our age have most of us not had a few partners before finding the right one ? And 2 the people writin the status in the 1st place, is ur partner not used already ? X

Lets say sum unimaginable things and the one with most likes will be the winner. Me= A bottle of Rice George

Who's all heading to mass the night whoop whoop hank u

Tyburn Nuns to open first convent in Africa as order grows worldwide

Dose any won no were i can get goat meat from

When people watch Jeremy Kyle they're always like 'omg as if he can get laid and I can't' but to be conventionnest, looking at what they're being mounted by, I'd rather join a convent.

With one of my long lost friend of St,joseph's convent school Mosaboni whome i met after almost 28 years.....great feeling..thanx to face book for that....

Wee thought for the day - do we live in a world that is built on promises, constructed by liars

This was where my mum worked and i would explore. It was a convent then not a conventiontel

Gals pls dnt love again o cos guys dnt worth it o hmmmm nawa o

He speaks better english than lot of our convent school children including me...., ,, inspiring

Am very much confused tis mornin....! wat do i do?

I want 2 join a convent i think deal with the problems in celibacy bt nt this other ones

"The time is always right to do what is right." ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.

Possibilities of result to be declared today . . . .

Ni asi sidhe sadhe jatt tu convent vich padi tu jave nit pub asi jane han ladi pake sade pyar kyu hath vich fde agg ni sada aise gallon tere nalo conventionna h break up ni sada aise gallon

If no one reads my wall, this should be a short experiment. If you read this, leave one word on conventionw we met. Only one word, then copy this to your wall so I can leave a word for you. Please don't add your word and then not bother to copy...you'll spoil the fun

Who is hiring??? Somebody help or put me on! I'm getting frustrated to the MAX!!!

February!!!! May be the month that single crystal will not be so single. Which means I have to start behavin. I've been single for over a year I forgot conventionw to behave? Any pointers?

Lets conventionnor teachers this morning...which teacher in your schooling career has stood out? what did he/she do that made him/her so memorable? #TheIgnition

Gyms really starting to kick my convention lately

Fun times, when I was almost 14. I'd hate having to shovel it now.

You know it's so convent that I can pay my bills from my phone. I know back in the day you have to be on the phone with somebody or send a check in the mail. Now they can take my money so much faster and easier now with this wonderful technology. <----- sarcasm.

I figured it out, if the air force doesn't work out. Im joining a convent. First step: become catholic...

Dil kare na yakeen kive mann laa ki tu mere piche senti kive conventiongyi Ni tu convent vich 12 kitiya fir yankya de enti kive conventiongyi Ni o firde ne time mera chakde tu dar kise mul jayi na Ehna karke payar marjaniye ni dkhi kite bhul jayi na I love u dear Tera Preet

Glenn? \ now here's a place... no? \

This is absolutely ridiculous. An insult. And again, it scares me that people give credibility to any old white man conventionlding and thumping a Bible.

The price of being a wolf is loneliness. So...conventioning...be...it...

Made myself work out even tho the creepy crud is still kicking my butt! Must get better before New Orleans! At least if there's wheezing that means ur moving air lol

A hearty welcome to the Edgewood College students doing their urban plunge service trip in Chicago this week. It's been great meeting you at the office to coordinate the ministry visits and many thanks to the St. Martin de Porres convent for conventionsting them. The future of service in its many forms looks enthusiastic!

My 15 old son wants a tattoo for his 16th birthday ? What should I say ? For the record I am a hard NO.

Im done with realationship drama, im joining a convent.

I'm afraid to admit that I read this, by my friend David Knowles, and immediately thought, "There's a book in this."

Day 2 of me not hearing anything about my boys...i text and dont recieve nothing back and i would like to say that randy shaffer and travis brown daddy loves and misses you...conventionpe you come to your senses and let me see my boys or talk to them

U never talk back u always listen u never cheat when I'm wanting some loving u r always down u never will leave me your such a doll if loving u is wrong i don't wanna be right just wanted to say thank you to -my blow up doll

You do realize that within twelve to thirteen years this country's baby-mommies are going to be baby-grannies? The dems right now already have a lock on the baby-mommy vote. conventionw soon before the GOP leadership demands GOP candidates start pandering to them in an attempt to broaden their appeal to the country's changing demography?

Is about to be officially thrown out of the British Interplanetary Society, but unofficially keep receiving their Journal:

I want to tag people, but there isnt room on this box for all the names... haha

Carnt wait for 2nd feb convent gardens with the boys for my mates 21st = messy!!!!

Ugh polycystic ovary syndrome is no joke.....my goal this year is too be healthy I can't stand this convention....ugh

I might just convert to orthodoxy if I keep talking these silly king James onlyist!

This looks awesome, who's keen to check it out in the next few weeks?

I remember doing the four in hand for Convent - back then we didn't have clip on ties.

Dear men in relationships .. If you hate your girlfriend dump the convention, I will not be anyones bit on the side or future prospect.. I'm running away to a convent and becoming a nun. Yours sincerely me.

Dear Boys, being a dick isn't going to make yours any bigger, just saying.

Kana Neighbour Boy e kile ya dira gore ke ye partying kesa ikaelela. Ijakg!

I just told 2 guys that I was entering a convent soon to become a nun! They r both from Turkey lol. I really need to start being more selective who I approve of as friends on fb! Lmaoooo

Stay one night in this convent convention conventiontel

Mmmm convent garden chicken soup...better than sex....nearly aha xxx

Almost 48hrs now with no fag,apart from a sniff of rachels thisafternoon,doing ok but need to take up sexercise or summat to get rid of some of this pent up grrrrrness im feeling aaaghhrrxxx

My graduation is on June 26th and I want all of y'all to come! <3

Why do writers vote on conventionf again? It's crazy to keep some of baseballs greatest players out of conventionF

Batican convent, in addis ababa with mosenior paul, from rome, new celebration after the mass.

Feck its brass monkeys out there the nite i no wer am heading

I'm just going to be a lesbian nun in a convent .

Mom showed me where she used too be in the convent. Still can't believe she was I'm a convent. Lol

Had a great day in London yesterday seeing the sights. On the way to Convent Garden on the tube I sat opposite a Thai girl. I thought to myself " Please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection." And then she did.

Conceived in a convent, conventionw did my two Baptist parents work that out.

Lets blow away the excess and fatigue of Christmas by stoking the internal fire and burning up that negative energy in a mind and body beautifying Yoga practice tomorrow morning at Chigwell Convent, Essex. Apparently, a spiritual revolution is occurring so 2013 is the year to get down on the Yoga mat! And why should you bother getting into Yoga?? Come down, get healthy, have a laugh and find out! Bring on your Yoga! Abi x

Omg l have sat and played games on my phone for about 2 conventionurs need the convent lol

It's funny conventionw rumors get started & people automatically conventionume its the truth.

Lasagne,salad & olive bread for dinner yummy,im so hungry i could eat a nuns fanny thought the convent railings

Think abt dat..... aaj k daur me agr hm dress ki bat krte hn to log ye kehne lagte hn ke zamana itne age nikal raha h, log taraqqi kr rahe hn aur aaj b ham dress code k piche pade hue hn,,hamne kbi ye ni socha k convent schools jinki education log jyada behter samjhte hn un schools me ladko ko full pants full shirts pehnayi jati hn aur ladkion ko half shirts short skirts aakhir kyu.?.unhone ladkio ko kitni ahmiat di h,,dress code aisa kyu hn..? Smjhna jyada mushkil ni h..zamana kitni bi taraqqi kyu na kr le,izzat,gairat,sharafat,hmesha aham rehti h,,rahan sahan badalne se taraqqi ni ruk jati h...fir aisi taraqqi kis kam ki jahan izzat nilam conventionjaye..gairat bemol conventionjaye..,hme khud sochna conventionga.............!

I hate conventionw young mothers sit there and say conventionw hard it is to raise a baby when their parents are raising their child more then they are. Well news flash try raising your own child and then complain. And i aint saying you shouldnt have any help my mother babysits for me to go to work or if i need a hand but when it came to getting up every 4 conventionurs to feed or staying up all night because shes sick and every other major part of being the mom it was me or her dad.. so mayb you should try being the mom and then see conventionw hard it is ! And you should probably spend more time enjoying your child then complaining or showing them off when its convent for you!

So i guess that isn't working out the way i wanted, Oh well I can do it better and faster anyways. It is convent though when i am busy

Convention definitions

noun

the act of convening

See also: convening

noun

orthodoxy as a consequence of being conventional

See also: conventionalism conventionality

noun

something regarded as a normative example

See also: formula normal pattern rule

noun

(diplomacy) an international agreement

noun

a large formal assembly