How to use Woeful in a sentence as a adjective

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Kobe, how do you expect your teammates to make their shots when they don't get any touches with your ball-hogging? The woeful standing of your team is all on you, boy.

Chan acknowledges woeful shooting due in part to TnT defense

I remember as a child how the mother would mourn for days when her calf was taken to the stock yard in Memphis..such a woeful and sad sound...the cow crying and calling her offspring...

The darts on bbc1 are woeful! if ye can't sleep at night I'd advise ye to stick it on cuz it would put ye to sleep lol #boringdarts

No wonder the bdo is called council darts .... the standard is #!$%@&! woeful !

Texas chainsaw massacre 3d - what a pile of bilge, saved only by a pair of red shorts,woeful suspense,action, horror

This is a very woeful performance from chelsea fc

At the emerald city for a woeful wednesday!!!

"Thinking" has become a lost art; it is a craft worthy of considerable honing but lay wasted suffering from woeful neglect.

Tom Ritchie your grammar is woeful - "Travelers - keep moving!" is more ambiguous!

Ramires has been laughably woeful again tonight. Don't understand what he brings to Chlsea . Roman thinks he is better than Frank ???

This super eagles are truly disappointing. can u imagine our woeful they've been in the d first half. lets c the 2nd half.

Being a grown up is realising that at 3AM your plan to blast speed metal at your neighbour in response to their #!$%@&! woeful R&B is something that your other neighbours will probably perceive as part of the problem.

Me and my life is a woeful book i am sottish and wine is my life

D seed sown by procrastination nd nurtured by habitual postponement of things to do wil surely produce fruit woeful performance.

Feeling a bit better today. Its definately the shock of hot and cool hot and cool. It is woeful feeling lousy. Thank you for your prayers.

Not motivated to dog walk even tho it's a balmy 52* outside... I say as I get woeful eyes and a screeching bark from London.

Heat is woeful out side for cast 40 today here no breeze not going back outside can,t stand it

Democrats' ignorance of mathematics is woeful, but their ignorance of the Constitution is willful. Let it be noted that, wherein ignorance is concerned, they are nothing if not consistent.

Just took the Preliminary test for Jeopardy. Between lack of knowledge and brain lock the results were.....woeful

7am here and am currently doing last night's homework... 9hrs intense training on top of woeful jet lag is a real brain freeze.... Eyebrow Cloning so, so impressive I'm in awe of their skills.....

My first attempt at a rig shot. Not overly happy, plus the filter I used was woeful. But did learn a lot and will be getting some sweet shots in the near future after a few tweaks!

I blame the lakers woeful season in Dwight Howard wearing that stupid headband

Villa are absolutely woeful, full strength squad or very close to it, beaten by a league 2 side 3-1, enjoy championship life next season

Fabian delph best 7mil leeds ever made said it when he played against shels hes woeful still is cheers villa

Villa line woeful .. Could cost him his job - school boy from 15 mins on

Hopefully, within the next few years, malls will face their inevitable demise and we won't have to bear with such #!$%@&! travesties. We will have Twitter, though, which is just, if not even more #!$%@&! woeful. Humanity is a pile of #!$%.

Worst piece of pathetic #!$% in my life, the defending was woeful, Delph couldn't pick a pass, Benteke the target man was #!$%, Bent was a discrace, Nzogbia was a selfish prick, Given couldnt do anything but laugh at the defence! Well done Bradford. Championship performance from Villa

How woeful, what a joke, gave him enough time but its not getting better, #!$% the scottish prick out! #Lambertout Take #!$%@&! bannan and nzogbia with you aswell you twat!

Well done Bradford derserved schoolboys don't defend that bad woeful

N zombie has been different gravy tonight, and its onto #!$%@&! bisto it's thin but lumpy gravy #woeful

I've got no idea how Paul Lambert still has a job.. Villa are #!$%@&! woeful.

Lamberts gota get the sack villa am woeful

Brass Hat slept at the helm of that woeful train. Ain't it an awful shame, don't it just break your heart to hear of so much pain.

Saints better be working on their set pieces for Saturday, villa have been woeful tonight

Aston villa are absolutely woeful!!! Saying that Bradford did beat arsenal !!!

Can't believe we have left out Bowery for gabby, he aint found a green shirt yet and Bennett looks woeful. Get them orange boots off and put a #!$%@&! shift in. Bannan has run 100 miles and not crossed the halfway line yet. Is Delph playing??!!!!

Interesting... Hopefully there will be a seminar on proper den prep. There was a woeful lack of proper hiding places this Summer!

Foiled again by my woeful lack of sense of direction! And Google maps were of NO help!

That was just disgusting! That was worse then decks party puke, worse then anything I've puked over. That is just woeful!

I think the coverage on the fires leaves a lot to b desired. Absolutely woeful effort by journalists.

And my first 4 hour mix, it has a few woeful transitions, but alas... from simple beginnings. Will be posting an Electronic 2 hour mix soon. This one is mostly power metal and remixes of game music, oh and some Queen as well.

Maybe the Obama administration should read this, and quit blaming W. for everything their woeful performance.

The daily express is such a woeful paper! 'Winter will roar in with a vengeance this week with a savage arctic freeze likely to last until the middle of next month'. Ohh do one u melodramatic tossers.

Facebook is shite at this woeful time of the morning

I may be getting carried away here... but I think the SEC championship was the defacto National championship game, and at this point, I think even the woeful Longhorns would've given Alabama a better game... feel free to disagree.

This has made the game so much better! Forget the woeful performance from ND. These two guys have something special going on here:

Just read some woeful stories about how a man treated a woman...i just felt so sorry for them and grateful for being treated right with my man ...--kainis lng!!!! #luckyme#luckyyou#butnoteverybody'slucky!!!#loveisthekey#betweenyouandhim#godislove <3

This sad and woeful Kins is now feeling slightly better and inflicting "Hogfather" on her poor unsuspecting elder brother.

New series on TV3,Deception, wouldnt call it car crash tv more like plane crash tv,woeful shite

Misconceptions and woeful judgement! Hmmm what a world?

For me this is supposed to be Messi's third time nt fourth,cos he didnt deserve the award in 2010 after dt woeful performance in d world cup...still gunners...enjoy

Quote Examples using Woeful

Went to Icehouse on Sunday, lucky we had free tickets. The hire skates are absolutey woeful. If you skated for three hours on them your ankles would be stuffed. If you could last and still have fun you are a good skater. As Georgina was using my skates I tried them for 5 minutes and went and bought a new pair for me. Not worth wrecking my ankles. The quality of the ice was good though. I think that's how they make their money at that price to skate all day and after a few hours people would be stuffed so they'd go home. We're off to Oakleigh next time.

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All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slippered pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side; His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

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All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players, They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then, the whining schoolboy with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice In fair round belly, with good capon lin'd, With eyes severe, and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws, and modern instances, And so he plays his part.

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Well, i'm kinda' ashamed because i blocked bella moran. i never did that to anyone before. everyone is welcome to say what they want on my page. if we disagree, i like you even more because i love a good debate. but bella was just a name caller, contradicting, and a pointless arguer for the sake of arguing. i tired of her calling my friends and me things like freaks, gun loving freaks, #!$%@&!$, etc. i'm all for debate, even heated debate, but i'm against people getting personal and attacking character for no reason other than they disagree on something. everyone isn't an #!$%@&! just because they disagree with you. oh yeah, she told me i'm an old washed up rocker who doesn't want to grow up and is in need of young girls to worship me. she also told me i'm an ugly grey haired wannbe robert plant. hey all you young girls who want to worship me, line up! haha! oh yeah, she really knows me, huh?

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Fare thee weel solo! All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players: They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side, His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

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How we have got to the semi final of this cup is beyond me. Last night was a new low as a villa fan. We got out classed by a mid table league 2 side. You can take nothing away from Bradford, they went out, wore their hearts on the their sleeves and did their upmost to do their fans proud. It's just a shame I can't say the same about about players or manager. If Paul Lambert had ever managed the blues in his career, he would be more hated than Mcleish and would be slated to get him out of our club. But why are we still making excuses for him??? I'm running out of excuses to keep defending him. We are a poor poor side. I cant justify spending all this money travelling round the country to watch that bag of #!$% and always coming home in a fukin mood. Love having the crack with the lads. But the day gets ruined by watching that #!$%. says it all when you cant even bring yourself to speak to your pals on the way home. So what excuses can we make now? its only half time... give lambert more time.... it'll be a different story back at villa park..... Just excuse after excuse. Southampton on Saturday is a huge game for us. We need to get 3 points on the board. I do doubt the heart of the players tho. Really don't think they understand what this means to the fans!!

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It's all very well saying "keep the faith", the fact is we're seriously poor. Defence and midfield is absolutely woeful. Need reinforcements, good ones at that. That was pretty embarrassing. They owe us a big performance in the return leg at Villa Park.

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All the world's a stage, And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slippered pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side; His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything....

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10 yrs ago today, flight 5481 crashed just after takeoff, in Charlotte, NC. All 19 passengers and both pilots perished. It was not pilot error, but a mechanics error. It was the same aircraft and route that Brian flew at that time. I remember being flooded with calls asking if Brian was on that flight, before I even knew the answer. Thank God my husband was not on that flight, however he was chosen to be on the crash investigation team. He was gone for 3 wks, having to sift through rubble and human remains. This event forever changed us. He is in Charlotte today for the 10 yr Anniversary/memorial service. I want to send prayers out to all the families of those precious lives lost, and to the union of pilots who lost 2 good friends. I love my husband, and am thankful for the safe travels he provides people and families, and I am thankful when he comes home safe and sound from his trips. I am with you in spirit today my dear husband, as you re-live this horrific event and pay your respects to the families.

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I soooo hope the Ravens beat Denver this weekend. Amazes how many "new" fans they have due to Peyton . That's not a fan of the team, that's like changing churches when a preacher leaves. And before ya get all riled up at me and be smart a%#es , I been with the same team for 35 woeful years, only seeing ONE Super Bowl, but I like em and proud to say I've been a Seahawk fan since 70s . Got family and friends that's picked on me for years but they're my team and always will be, win or lose

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Need to move now and fast. This 'event' is about the generally woeful state of Newstart, and the single parent cuts of 2006-2013. Newstart, "the dole", was won by the labour movement in bitter struggle during the depression. One of the highlights of my life remains an evening spent with other Anarchists listening to the old communist Jim Munro reminiscing about how that was done. We can do it all again if necessary. The single parents pension dates from the Whitlam government and was essentially a victory of the resurgent womens' movement of that time, although also a working-class gain. One of my friends, when I first posted about the single parents cuts suggested I "harden up". I have thought a lot about this advice and have come to the conclusion that he was correct, although I think not in the way he meant.......

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Professor Panini Before my many years' service in a restaurant, I attended a top science university. The year was 2023 and I was finishing the project that would win me my professorship. In the end, it resulted in my becoming a kitchen employee. My forty-second birthday had made a lonely visit the week before, and I was once again by myself in the flat. Like countless other mornings, I ordered a bagel from the toaster. 'Yes, sir!' it replied with robotic relish, and I began the day's work on the project. It was a magnificent machine, the thing I was making - capable of transferring the minds of any two beings into each other's bodies. As the toaster began serving my bagel on to a plate, I realised the project was in fact ready for testing. I retrieved the duck and the cat - which I had bought for this purpose - from their containers, and set about calibrating the machine in their direction. Once ready, I leant against the table, holding the bagel I was too excited to eat, and initiated the transfer sequence. As expected, the machine whirred and hummed into action, my nerves tingling at its synthetic sounds. The machine hushed, extraction and injection nozzles poised, scrutinizing its targets. The cat, though, was suddenly gripped by terrible alarm. The brute leapt into the air, flinging itself onto the machine. I watched in horror as the nozzles swung towards me; and, with a terrible, psychedelic whirl of colours, felt my mind wrenched from its sockets. When I awoke, moments later, I noticed first that I was two feet shorter. Then, I realised the lack of my limbs, and finally it occurred to me that I was a toaster. I saw immediately the solution to the situation - the machine could easily reverse the transfer - but was then struck by my utter inability to carry this out. After some consideration, using what I supposed must be the toaster's onboard computer, I devised a strategy for rescue. I began to familiarise myself with my new body: the grill, the bread bin, the speaker and the spring mechanism. Through the device's rudimentary eye - with which it served its creations - I could see the internal telephone on the wall. Aiming carefully, I began propelling slices of bread at it. The toaster was fed by a large stock of the stuff, yet as more and more bounced lamely off the phone, I began to fear its exhaustion. < 2 > * Toasting the bread before launch proved a wiser tactic. A slice of crusty wholemeal knocked the receiver off its cradle, and the immovable voice of the reception clerk answered. Resisting the urge to exclaim my unlikely predicament, I called from the table: 'I'm having a bit of trouble up here, Room 91. Could you lend a hand?' 'Certainly, sir. There's a burst water pipe on the floor above, I suppose I'll kill two birds with one stone and sort you out on the way,' The clerk arrived promptly, leaving his 'caution, wet floor' sign in the corridor. He came in, surveying the room in his usual dry, disapproving fashion. I spoke immediately, saying I was on the intercom, and requested that he simply press the large button on the machine before him. 'This one, sir?' he asked, and before I could correct him, the room was filled with a terrible, whirling light, and he fell to the ground. A minute later he stood up again, uncertainly, and began moving in a manner that can only be described as a waddle. The duck, meanwhile, was scrutinising the flat with an air of wearied distaste. I gazed at the scene with dismay. Suddenly an idea struck the clerk, and with avian glee he tottered towards the window. I spluttered a horrified warning to no avail. He leapt triumphantly from the balcony, spread his 'wings' and disappeared. I would have wept, but managed only to eject a few crumbs. * Hours of melancholy calculation and terrible guilt gave no progress, and left me with a woeful regret for the day's events. Determined not to give up hope, I began to burn clumsy messages into slices of bread, and slung these desperate distress calls through the window. I sought not only my own salvation, but also to account for the bizarre demise of the clerk, who must no doubt have been discovered on the street below. I soon found my bread bin to be empty, and sank again into a morose meditation. A large movement shocked me from my morbid contemplation. Before me, having clambered up from the floor, stood my own body. It regarded me with dim cheer. < 3 > 'I have been upgraded,' it announced in monotone. The room was silent as I struggled to cope with this information. Then: 'Would you like some toast?' The truth dawned on me, and I wasted no time in seeing the utility of this revelation. I informed the toaster, which was now in control of my body, that I wished it to fetch help. It regarded me warily, then asked if I would like that buttered. Maintaining patience, I explained the instruction more thoroughly. I watched with surreal anticipation as my body of forty-two years jerked its way out of the flat. It rounded the corner, and there was a hope-dashing crash. It had tripped up on the 'caution: wet floor' sign. To my joyous relief, however, I heard the thing continue on its way down the corridor. Minutes passed, then hours. I entertained myself flicking wheat-based projectiles at the cat. On the dawn of the third day, I concluded that the toaster had failed in its piloting of my body, and that help was not on its way. Gripped by the despair of one who must solve the puzzle of toaster suicide, I resigned myself to my fate. Pushed on by a grim fervour, I began igniting the entire stock of bread. As the smoke poured from my casing, and the first hints of deadly flame flickered in my mechanisms, I began the solemn disclosure of my own eulogy. Suddenly the fire alarm leapt into action, hurling thick jets of water across the flat, desperate to save its occupants. A piercing wail erupted from all sides, and a squabbling mixture of annoyance, relief and curiosity filtered into my mind. * Once the firemen had visited and deactivated the alarm, I was identified as the fault, unplugged and hauled away to a repair shop. The staff there, finding nothing to remove but a faulty speech chip, apparently put me up for sale. I only know this because, on being reconnected to the mains, I found myself in a shiny, spacious kitchen. Missing my electronic voice, I could only listen to the conversation of the staff, discussing the odd conduct of their new cook. The end of their hurried discussion heralded his arrival. I gazed at the door in silent surrender, as my body stepped proudly on to the premises, displaying its newly designed menu. At the top of the list I could discern 'Buttered bagel'.

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And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice, In fair round belly with good capon lined, With eyes severe and beard of formal cut, Full of wise saws and modern instances; And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon, With spectacles on nose and pouch on side, His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice, Turning again toward childish treble, pipes And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all, That ends this strange eventful history, Is second childishness and mere oblivion, Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

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Just wanting to run something by you all. Really would love some feedback. I'm sitting here thinking about this HOT weather we are having and knowing that on the weekend there are quite a lot of markets planned throughout the Hunter. How do you all feel about wandering around markets in this kid of heat. Does it worry you all or are you under the feeling that they should be cancelled due to the heat. Are you happy to have these kinds of things to see and do because you have the time off to do them. You also have the people who plan their visit to an area in advance, lock themselves into paying for accommodation that is non refundable and tie it in with weekends that certain markets operate on. I, personally, don't mind being a stallholder because that just happens to be the way my business operates in these settings and all kinds of weather. You also have stallholders who have products that DO NOT like the heat, ie; candles, soaps etc and these have to make the decision to pull out of a market due to the heat. As I said, please give me some feedback.

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Proper Noun Examples for Woeful

Is working on a Woeful Wednesdays' blog post, but sleepy now so it will probably be late :/

Who is Torres? A god or what?......let this guy GO!!! Woeful performance from the team and coach!!!

Bahahaha Jhonen Vasquez: "I love you!!" "I love you!!" "Woeful deceit. Soon you will keep each other's company merely to sustain your gutteral carnal desires. Enjoy yourselves while your simple lust is veiled by delusions of complex affections." " " " "

Woeful performance Villa, cheers for 94mins of shite!

Finding it increasingly difficult to believe Villa are a premier league side!! Woeful defending!

Related Sentences for Woeful

My life as I know it has become lugubrious. See I do know a big word........Now what does it mean???

A few people have posted this article from today's Age on my personal Facebook wall already. I'm interested to hear other peoples' views...

A day in the life of a NYC carriage horse...

So the Sixers are gone but six teams still trying to get into four places. Tonight is BIG for the Heat...we would like a 30-runs-plus margin either way...Go the Strikers or the Scorchers...sometimes it's tough being Heater...

Apparently we are staying in a unit that is "not in the best condition"...well let me state for the record that I have stayed in places that have cost $1500 per week and that do not come within a bulls roar of this place. To our gracious hosts this is awesome and thank you!

Demba Ba is far better as a striker than waste torres .

North Melbourne and Geelong will have a closed training session, together, as they work on their contested games.

Richie George checks out 100 to take the 5th set 3-2 and leads 3 sets to 2

I don't like hating on our own players, but the Chels would walk away with at least a point if Ba had started. Nice to watch us with a striker that actually looks like causing a few problems to the opposition...

Let's see how many blinkered Chelsea fans blame Rafa for that scoreline!?

Reports Maty may be off to train with Rangers next week after the initial injury delay.

Think our mascot could do a better job than that fucktard Torres!!

£2 million for MIchu well done laudrup r8 bit of business

"No one's taking away all the guns. But now I get it...We can't even begin to discuss 30,000 gun deaths that are actually, in reality, happening in this country every year because a few of us must remain vigilant against an imaginary Hitler."

Bunch of rumors flying around on national media that Obama might use Executive Orders to deal with gun control debate/issue. Just because it is an executive order doesn't make it constitutional.

Right as promised we have quizzes for you all to tackle. The plan is to feature a mix of new and classic questions, and hopefully you enjoy taking them on. Site is new, so feel free to leave feedback, suggestions etc.

All the best to my brother Ollie who's off to England today,I hope things work out for you over there,and don't forget you're Irish and this is will always be your home

Just realized I only go to the movie theater about twice a year. Thanksgiving and Spring. How many movies do you go see a year?

Why are we linked with strikers when they are probably the best bit of our team? We need midfielders and especially defenders!!!!!

David Amoo has had his contract cancelled by mutual consent. PNE would like to wish David all the best with his future career.

Garath McCleary has been linked with a loan move back to the CG, highly doubt it but would you take him back? I would, I think he is the exact kind of player we need.

Just a thought, but if we sell Dorrans 4m Brunt 4-5m Odemwingie 3-4m Jara 1m Rosenberg 1m Fortune 1m plus the 2 million from wood, we could buy Lukaku for around 19m. Just an Idea.

"The most reliable way to evaluate teachers is to use a three-pronged approach built on student test scores, classroom observations by multiple reviewers and teacher evaluations from students themselves, the foundation found."

BDO darts is a pile of #!$% just watched a player throw a score of 13 when starting a leg of 501 Hahahaha

It's beyond me how people can go around and deliberately light these bush fires !! Poor excuse of a bloke is all I have too say !!! Complete scum !!

Will be avoiding the radio for a while. Everyones playing the David Bowie track. His voice is irritating. Irrational maybe; but ever since Labyrinth I've want to chuck the radio out the window when he comes on.....

Man behind petition to deport Piers Morgan tells CNN host: “1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms” Lol...

I know this is random...... van persie is a great attacker at arsenal he was a world class attacker because their final ball was amazing i mean you only have to look at the goals against everton and liverpool to see the guy is talented but i think man u just dont have that defence splitting pass that arsenal did...... and now with rooney out i think the 3 points will be coming west bound down the M62 and all the way to anfield ynwa

We're looking forward to sharing Revolution with the world, beginning on 1/29!

The only people embarrassing Aston Villa right now are the fans calling for Lambert to be sacked. Modern football has made hysterical mugs of us all.

Riena to the mancs ??? I wouldn't sell to the scum but I am defo guilty of saying I think its time 4 a new keeper he been poor this season! That's my opinion anyway ad give brad jones a run he has always performed an was class at mansfeild

Something is rotten in the state of Aston...oh dear oh dear...

How the #!$% did Aston villa knock mcfc out the cup

Watching "man on a ledge" what's the dumbest movie you've ever seen??

Once again the horror genre proves why its one of the most profitable. That and Le Mis looks just awful!

This flag stuff is jus ridiculous like.....we get it, ur bumed about the flag being removed...go to england if u wana see the flag being flown every day...o wait, nat even there ull feckn find it u bigots. Grow up.

We are very sorry to announce that the Hypocrisy tour has been cancelled but not nearly as sorry as the idiot who was supposedly promoting the gig will be.

When will Russell Howard realise that he is a terrible comedian?

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For me !!!!!! 1center back , 1 centre midfield , winger who works, and can play!!!!!! So disappointed ! Wake up ! Experience in 3 players ! Do not wont to say more ! If you know football ! You should know!!!

Support your football club till the end!!! Every club as a cup upset once in a while?!!?!!

We were 3-1 down Trammere in the first leg away in the 90's. we then went to Villa Park and got through. History repeating itself?? Hope so!!!!

Lost for words! That was an absolute disgrace!

Simply embarrassing, and the sad thing is a load of football fans won't even see this as a massive shock. In desperate need of reinforcements, leaders and quality. Sad night for us Villans.

Nathan Baker is definitely villas worst centre back we've ever had, if u watch their second goal back you will see why, if u don't then u can't see why then u know fack all about football

A trip to Wembley could save our season but if we carry on defending like that we're more likely to get a trip to the Moon!

Ohh!! Bradford could get into the Europa League if they get to the final and win. :/

Embarrassing , paid all that money and can't beat a league 2 team, they better step up in the second leg.

Lambert and players getting booed off the pitch - Liam

N Zogbia was awful today, didn't pass, everyone who criticizes Bannan at least he passes!

Says: Those who control the way things are don't know the ways things are. -I'm just sayin'™

Why do i do it to myself? watch wisdom teeth removal on youtube 2 days before my turn lol hark!

I'll stay positive and tell myself it's only half-time......

Based on that game Chelsea and Swansea will hope Villa win the tie overall as they would be easier to beat!

Aston villa the worst side I have seen in 20 years. They deserve to go down from prem!!

Villa are a #!$%@&! joke eh a team

There are no words for how awful villa are.

Sun,sea and suspicious parents! ... Magaluf...cringey viewing!...all the wee girls have dodgy fake tans, make-up and visible clip in hair extensions to go to the beach in their bikinis lol

So looks like Liverpool are going to cut short Nuri Sahins loan deal.! -wolvo-

My worst fear has come true the parcel I ordered today is coming from yodel FML

Right Villa, sort it out in the 2nd half!

45 minutes down.... Baker and Bennett are awful, N'Zogbia is hit and miss, not been bad though, but all in all..... Villa are losing to League 2 Bradford 1-0 at the half, 135 minutes to go! Come on you Bantams!

What new campaign techniques do you think Australian political parties will employ during this year's election?

Updates here for those who can't see a TV. Typical Villa going 1-0 down after spurning chances, but still fancy us. UTV.

Bradford cud do this now villa might get short of ideas

Anyone fancy a shock tonight? Or are Bradford going to win?

...another exciting night at Valley Parade. That's 2 in 10 years!!

Is 34 and has just decided to download the best of mcfly album! Whoop! May get a bit carried away in the gym though and sing tooooo loud!

Still no word from Bethesda on when we can expect Dragonborn for other platforms. I am filled with sad.

What do I think of the new Bowie single? Not very much tbh. . .

Summer training resumes tomorrow night then a few weeks later we're back into full per season. About time too... Bring on the Footy!

Finally beat Matthew Wright on the course today!!! Took a 68 but gave him a good mauling for once!! Does he want revenge?

I will do my PD Podcast Tuesday at noon, please post your questions on facebook.

New Year's resolution hopefuls in the gym, thankfully by Feb they'll be full of despair and gone..

Chris Gayle the greatest arm ball bowler of all time. I reckon i could score runs off him. Stars better pull something out of the bag here

I've heard car alarms that are less repetitive than Seinfeld. Car alarms sound better too -__-

Atleast i know whats happening to family and friends in NSW they have great information on hand that i can see as for our cfa web site we cant even find out about a fire on the other side of ballarat

I think when I have money I'll buy something nice, and then do like a contest/raffle And to buy your way in you can donate a Jag And the more Jags you donate the larger the chance you win or something I wanna do something nice But I gotta have the stuff to do it U:

Good to see Junaid Jamshed "singing" after a very long time.

Swamp thing,hellblazer,spectre,deadman zatara and zatana that is going to be an amazing film screw any other film this is one to look out for

Newcastle = Severe = fire in your area the get the hell OUT.

Couldn't pay me 2 go to that Shithole! Not normal these! Get 2 Ibiza will ye's ya gang of clowns

Sound TV3 player, play all your ads flawlessly for 5 minutes then once Vin B starts, you lag like a three legged pony in a sack race.

BBC America's period drama 'Copper' starts it's second season of production in Toronto on February 4. USA Production News subscribers have been in contact with the hiring producers and you can be too!

Cristiano ronaldo is undoubtably one of the greatest footballers that has ever graced the beautiful game the Americans call "saaccer" but I have to admit I giggled a little when I realised he's won as many ballon'dors as Michael Owen :L

Who would be in your premier league dream team of the year?

The one year I don't get the 'flu jab and ... kerpooow! I have spent the whole day drifting in and out of fevered consciousness. Big thanks to Nurse Stroppy, although she doesn't have her outfit here.

Fifa team of the year 2012-casillas,alves,pique,ramos,marcelo,alonso,xavi,iniesta,messi,falcao and rönaldo....where are cech,pirlo,hart,rvp,cole,drogba??another biased world team

Woeful definitions

adjective

affected by or full of grief or woe

See also: woebegone

adjective

of very poor quality or condition

See also: deplorable execrable miserable wretched