Sulkiness used in a sentence

Sulkiness in a sentence as a noun

Way to exaggerate... Here's some Nordic news in a similarly credible vein:- Finland's population vanishes entirely due to suicides and domestic knife violence- Norwegian language extinct due to general sulkiness- Iceland disappears into the Atlantic under the weight of Kaupthing Bank's debt- Danes eat too much fatty foods, explode leaving a greasy stain on EU map