Excursive in a sentence as an adjective

But it'd just be an excursive in false balance.

You can excursive every day and it won't help you if the weights contain materials you breathe which disrupt cellular functions.

Excursive definitions

adjective

(of e.g. speech and writing) tending to depart from the main point or cover a wide range of subjects; "amusingly digressive with satirical thrusts at women's fashions among other things"; "a rambling discursive book"; "his excursive remarks"; "a rambling speech about this and that"

See also: digressive discursive rambling