Dude used in a sentence

Dude in a sentence as a noun

" I mean, sure, you can have as much money as you want... but dude, $3k?

This dude lives in this town and has $400M of untraceable currency?

You shout at him "**** you dude what are you laughing at can't you see I've got a ******* wound on my leg?

Re the emails / support / whatever being stressy... dude.

I hear someone say something racist around me, I offer up a "not cool, dude" and move on.

I was smoking on my fire escape, and saw a dude break a car window and steal a shopping bag out of the back seat.

Catalog all the disappointments of your history if that's what you feel like doing but do so in a way that says "Hey dude.

What happened to the original, informal face-to-face chat?You totally blew it, dude.

Wait, it was just a single smart dude whose actual real name is Satoshi Nakamoto, and here we've been theorizing shadowy pseudonymous cabals of libertarian cryptographers?I feel very silly.